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Paul Garside

@fastasarock.bsky.social

Think for yourself, act for others 💙 🟨🟥 I try to embody reason, empiricism and kindness. Former Teacher. Son, Husband, Dad, Grandad, Unpaid Carer.

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Monty Python - Life of Brian Crucifixion scene
YouTube video by superniokas Monty Python - Life of Brian Crucifixion scene

@mrjamesob.bsky.social
Meanwhile in Chelmsford Prison...

youtu.be/8lN4TSslz-0?...

25.10.2025 09:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Monty Python - Life of Brian Crucifixion scene
YouTube video by superniokas Monty Python - Life of Brian Crucifixion scene

Meanwhile in Chelmsford Prison...

youtu.be/8lN4TSslz-0?...

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Magnificent

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@mrjamesob.bsky.social
Make it the Gold House?

21.10.2025 10:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@mrjamesob.bsky.social
I took a bit of AI artistic licence 🫣

An SUV backing with careless delight,
Crashed into a house, quite the sight!
It bumped Susanna's door,
Walls shaken to the core,
While Shakespeare sighed, "This driver's not bright!"

20.10.2025 11:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Toe-sucking photo that drove Sarah Ferguson out of the royal family Compromising photographs of Sarah Ferguson, who was affectionately known as Fergie, appeared on the front pages of newspapers just months after she separated from Prince Andrew, causing scandal for th...

@mrjamesob.bsky.social
Sounds familiar

www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...

16.10.2025 10:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@mrjamesob.bsky.social UK teachers must have "O level" qualifications in English and Maths to be able to teach...

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Don't turn it off yet @mrjamesob.bsky.social I'm only a "7 bins" away from a full house on my Bats**t Bingo

08.10.2025 11:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Farage and Tice with Super rich Reform party donors… and a table piled with Roubles. The party of ‘the man in the street’ with your best interests at heart. Oh yeah.

Farage and Tice with Super rich Reform party donors… and a table piled with Roubles. The party of ‘the man in the street’ with your best interests at heart. Oh yeah.

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Well I decided not to wear my big coat.

It cost us dearly

26.09.2025 11:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm thinking I will dig out my lucky old Weird Fish coat for the Newcastle game.

I wore it at Villa in 2013 💪

#bcafc #bantams

23.09.2025 10:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Looking like a 52k sellout on Wednesday.

Hopefully the #bantams can use the proceeds for a promotion pushing January war chest. #bcafc

21.09.2025 19:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman in a pink kimono with the letter l on her chest Alt: A North Korean woman Newsreader

ABC have announced Jimmy Kimmel's replacement

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That was close!!

Wordle 1,552 6/6

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18.09.2025 06:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Do we think the State Visit and this royal pageantry and HRH will be portrayed in an upcoming episode of South Park?

17.09.2025 11:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can we please get @mrjamesob.bsky.social commentating on the TV coverage of the next Royal Wedding/Funeral/Coronation/Dissolution

I reckon it could be done PPV

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The #bcafc juices are officially flowing

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ROAD CLOSURES AS CITY HOST TERRIERS ROAD CLOSURES AS CITY HOST TERRIERS

I see the #bcafc Disabled Parking hunger games will be starting even earlier this weekend.

www.bradfordcityafc.com/news/2025/se...

11.09.2025 18:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sadly these people live amongst us.

Now I have to live in what has the appearance of a two-bit Nuremberg cosplay area

10.09.2025 20:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

There are a lot of flags on lampposts in Wyke. All the way down Towngate through to Griffe Road by the Morrisons.

With various mini roundabouts and Zebra crossings being defaced also.

My wife had seen on Facebook that they were all erected/painted by a single person, apparently.

10.09.2025 19:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Real Roy of the Rovers stuff from AC last night #bcafc

03.09.2025 08:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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