Wrince!

Nintendo coming to my hospital room, after I narrowly survive a brutal stabbing, to C&D me because I was wearing a Mario shirt when it happened

A hot queer with a side shave in Skrillex-ass glasses, gold earrings, blue chain link collar and a white hotel dressing gown. Black hair spilling out behind as they stare into the camera.

Good evening lesbians

This one hits hard.

A page from a book of poetry titled “searching for myself”: be yourself so the people looking for you can find you

Be genuine

This Is Exactly What Privacy Experts Said Would Happen CBP’s trove of biometric data is catnip for bad actors.

I was quoted in this 2019 article about the risks of troves of biometric data collected by CBP from travelers. Six short years later and our data is being used against us, just like pretty much everyone warned it would be.

Very occasionally, a particularly squirty female Dragonkin will accidentally inseminate a Human. From this union come Gorgons.

The snakes enjoy turning the outer layer of fruits or folks into stone, allowing the insides to ferment into a nourishing, alcoholic goo.

Gorgons have Australian accents.

In 1979 while some friends were playing football and getting into fights, I was quietly illustrating a Doctor Who fanzine for my fellow nerds

Another npc for the ttrpg game I wanna run. His name is Sweep the Gnoll 🥰

feels so vindicating knowing transphobia is all a psyop orchestrated by humanity's worst people

it is as inorganic of a hate as any other

@wildassault.com Yeah no you don't get to just delete that and sweep under the rug.

Yep, still marked as "spam".

Why do people seem to never check where they step??! This is the 2nd incident this week!
A comm for The Meta (FA)
#latex #drone #tf #femboy #bimbo #nulge #bdsm #furry

Graphic Design is My Passion

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Every single 'Your ____ Partner' thread that I wrote between 2018 and 2025 in one 50k+ word, 176 page document for your reading pleasure!

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A better edition will come someday, but this writing needs to be free of twitter. 👇

Mouhaha! *monch*

And not even in a hot, fun, sexy kind of way! D:

Ten thousand percent yes. Always. <3

I'd suggest the stats about post-op(?) regret rates - I forget if that was hrt/transitioning in general, or bottom surgery in particular, but it shows bottom surgery has a lower "regret rate" than any other surgery in the world including life-saving ones like kidney transplants.

OH MY GOD THIS WORKED
HOLY GODDAMN HELL
I SHOULDN'T COMPLAIN BECAUSE IT MEANS I CAN LOOK AT BOOBS AGAIN BUT WHAT THE ACTUAL CRACK FENT ARE THEY SMOKING OVER THERE

What about Dilbert..? :p

Oh, ouch, that super sucks :<

If they can't be bothered to make them, why do they think people should be willing to buy them?

*steals snack, runs away*

Anybody who has used Paypal Business - what's the play here? It should have cleared by now? I took a large commission and it said this, googling this brings up either 1. I need to accept the payment (no option to, anywhere), or 2. I haven't given paypal documentation that they need (not the case)

Bimbo Pills for Stress Management.

Absolutely glorious. <3

Jennifer @JenYetAgain@beige.party in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with. this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US. Feb 9, 2026 at 4:35:18PM Boosted by 968: Favourited by 1324:

mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again

Pressure VRchat now, they also use Persona.

Vrchat uses persona.

Vrchat uses persona.

Persona is backed by Peter Thiel.

Peter Thiel is pushing for a surveillance state in the US and appears in the Epstein files hundreds of times.

Delete my data after 7 days? maybe. Delete my *metadata*? The stuff that *actually matters*? Like hell they will.