my new jeans were a smidge too long so i ended up dragging them all along the wet streets. feel like im going to be responsible for reviving the bubonic plague

im a big kate bush mood today

we rly have a new family-wide vocal stim every week

kingston has been saying hot chocolate like a new yorker and its fucking hilarious

met seth marks at meredith’s dj set tn and he took a picture with me and sam and then held my arm and helped me over the ice. lmfaooooo. what a charming guy

lmfaooo

in an extremely pro-having-a-baby mindset rn

ate 7 tacos today :)

it sounded right to me so ive switched the better than bouillon

have you guys heard the conspiracy theory that chicken broth found in stores actually isnt made with chicken at all and is just a different formulation of the veg broth.

its funny cuz at first my mom thought the words on the butt trend was obscene and eventually it became so normalized she didnt even comment

there really isnt enough hours in the day

i just noticed how bad its been for me to wake up and rush to eat, work, cook, exercise. its a little crazy.

anyways, ive actually really been focusing on doing things without rushing this week and its been a wonder for my nervous system

on a global scale, we do need fresh turnover of government where none of these people involved are in power.

i rly enjoyed the first episode of the JFK jr show. gosh i just love that 90s style. too much lens flare tho

me and sam looked up the emails the other day and confirmed that they actually were using pizza as a weird code too so like the fact that that was kinda true. eeeesh

the epstein stuff is freaking me out. its like just ebbing in the back of my mind everyday. especially finding out that PINK and the shit we were directly exposed to was influenced by them.

researched a new skincare routine (last time i did that was in my 20s 💀💀) and ordered just 3 new things since I had the moisturizers already. im so excited

i obsess about this regularly!! tysm for sharing will follow along

agreed

@magglebutt.bsky.social did you see whitney on ziwe? she did so well lol

as a standalone movie, i actually really enjoyed emerald fennell’s wuthering heights.

thats the good stuff 🥰

why did my japanese bbq come to $300 tn. wtf lmao. i couldve gone to a much bougier restaurant 🥲

its interesting how just seeing sam’s boobs gives me so much peace mentally

kingston was singing “salma salma salma, i love you” on the toilet today 🥹

gosh i still really struggle with the urge and need to be free and not obligated to anyone.

new mario tennis 🫨

i was hoping kevan would get rejected by keya and she surpassed my expectations lmao, that was just incredible. what a woman.