Chelsea Steiner

Hugh Jackman in the first X-Men movie shirtless. He is fit and muscled but not freakishly sculpted like an action figure.

Hugh Jackman in one of the later X-Men movies. He is chiseled dehydrated and a mess, but hey! he looks like a plastic action figure

A hill I will die on is that people are more attractive and look actually fit and not weirdly fucked up, dehydrated, & miserable in older films when they were allowed to be human and not horrible action figures. It’s not “dad bod” it’s “very fit human”

I hate watching creative young women get cruel, shitty, condescending media & online treatment that people will inevitably *apologize* for in a decade & write about how *bad* it was (in the 70s, 90s, 10s)… then start doing all over again, to another set of young women

An Open Letter to Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Who Thinks My Daughter Is a Tragedy Dear Mr. RFK Jr., (The “dear” is tradition. Don’t mistake it for affection.) You said autistic children are a burden. That they ruin families. That...

“She’s not yours to pity. She’s mine to marvel at.”

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When the topic is women the conflict is that women are failing society. When the topic is men it's that society is failing them.

It’s really wild how there is no reason to deport anyone, let alone children and US citizens and LPRs and students and people undergoing cancer treatment etc. it’s all a fake solution to a made up problem enacted by violent racists who are stealing from you

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

michelle williams meeting michelle williams is so important to me as a fan of michelle williams and michelle williams

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window in an office . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window in an office .

Me tuning in to the final season of The Handmaid’s Tale:

Shout out to Jeffrey Goldberg for reporting on this now instead of waiting two years to put it in a book.

Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid

Left out guy at the party meme with caption “They don’t know I’m the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic.”

If you are a Southern California person upset about @schumer.senate.gov ‘s craven betrayal of our country, the theatre his book tour will be at on 3/23 is the Moss Theatre.

Their phone number is 310-828-5582

The world is literally on fire and you’re worried about trans kids playing sports? We get it, you peaked in high school. Get some therapy and leave trans kids alone.

What the fuck is wrong with democrats?! You can move to “the center” and court repubs all you want, but they will NEVER vote for you. All you are doing is harming the LGBTQ community.

So fucking shameful.

can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

a man wearing glasses and a suit is sitting in front of a sign that says ' a ' on it ALT: a man wearing glasses and a suit is sitting in front of a sign that says ' a ' on it

Gene Hackman was a powerhouse of a dramatic actor, but damn was he funny too. The Birdcage, The Royal Tenenbaums, Heartbreakers, Superman…his cameo in Young Frankenstein!?! hysterically funny performances. RIP.

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

Ermine jumping (photocredit: rawrszn on instagram)

Big time hup right there bud

Slightly buried the lede but: if you're a queer couple and you want to get married ASAP in a state with strong protections before Obergefell inevitably gets overturned by fascists I will do an officiate for you for free (if you drop by the shop when I'm here just call/email ahead to make sure I am).

Army withholds name of Black Hawk helicopter crew in D.C. crash, 2 others identified A U.S. military official told NPR on Friday that at the request of the family the Army is not going to release the name of the female crew member. The withholding of the name is a highly unusual move.

Imagine dying in service of your country and your family needing to request anonymity because of the President of the United States and his supporters.

a woman with a ring on her finger is crying while holding a pink cloth Alt: Amy Adams screams into a pink dress in ‘Sharp Objects’z

What must Amy Adams do for you monsters to give her an Oscar? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM HER

How to Keep Tabs on ICE Agents Who May Be Surveilling Your Neighborhood Here’s a step-by-step guide.

This is a great piece.

"As deportations ramp up again, we have a choice: We can watch as our neighbors disappear or we can build on these proven strategies to protect the diverse communities we've built together."

Trump’s been in office less than 48 hours and they’re already straight-washing Lord Licorice

Trans people exist, have always existed, and will loved and valued, no matter what their government tells them.

(Also, I’m a part of the government, and I’m here to tell you I love you + I won’t stop fighting for you no matter what!)

Lots of divorced middle-aged men celebrating tonight. Unfortunately for them, no one to celebrate with

anyway

THIS IS THE ENERGY

before tiktok,
before bluesky,
before twitter,
before meta,
before it all,
there were sewers.

after all, there will be sewers.