nuh nuh nuh nuh, nuh nuh, nuh nuh, can't touch this! I told Misty, if you get the interview, you'll get the offer. Two interviews, two offers. She got the job of her dreams, and it is all kinds of celebration time in Savagetown. :)
10.10.2025 14:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I was once at a jam band show (I'm a punk, not a jam band dude) and was hanging out by the speaker stacks sulking, and this beautiful young woman walked up to me and asked, "are you a cop?" True story.
10.10.2025 13:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
My design weight is 160. I'm built to be a middleweight. I'm a long way from that still, but I'm making (slow) progress in the right direction. ;-)
10.10.2025 13:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I'm not here to brag (yes I am), but I'm back into a medium tee shirt. I still have a long way to go, but screw you, standard American diet. I win this round. ;-)
10.10.2025 12:38 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
Thank you Herre! I hope yo have a wonderful day too! :)
10.10.2025 12:18 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
#vss365 My brain is chaos. The list of things I haven't studied is shorter than the list of thing I have studied. My internal polylogue is constant, and I spend more time arguing with myself than with other people But give me a problem. I will define it, and I will attack it with #verve and focus.
10.10.2025 11:50 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
No song ever described me more accurately. ;-)
Beautiful post. :)
10.10.2025 11:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I did that for a bit, but now I just don't take the call. I'm too tired to torture some bastard in a call centre who's just trying to make his rent.
10.10.2025 09:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Every time the phone rings, if it isn't my fiance or my son, I immediately think, "oh no, who wants something from me now?" ;-)
10.10.2025 08:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Thank you Queen Bee. Rachel has been a friend of mine for a very long time, and she was the obvious choice. Misty, who is insanely detail-oriented, said, if the wedding was tomorrow, we could pull it off. So we're in good shape. I just keep bumbling my way through the chores. ;-)
10.10.2025 07:02 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
English is possibly the most irregular language there is. But that irregularity gives it immense flexibility. But it is hard to learn for non-native speakers.
10.10.2025 06:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Good morning from the east! Misty and I meet with our rabbi (a friend of mine for 20+ years) to go over wedding details. A southern Anglican, a western (ex) Mormon, being married by a Russian lesbian Jewish person from Queens. Because that makes perfect sense, right? Have a great day! :)
10.10.2025 06:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Happy Friday Nubian Queen Bee and everyone! Misty and I meet today with the woman who will marry us. I love that I, a southern ex-Anglican, and Misty, a western ex-Mormon, will be married by a Russian Jewish lesbian rabbi from NYC (a friend of mine for 20+ years). Have a great day everyone! :)
10.10.2025 06:22 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0
Wait. There's no category for kind-hearted/wiseass/butt-ugly/nincompoops? I can win that one in a walk-off.
09.10.2025 23:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Wait until you have to take a medicine that has a listed side effect of suicide. Seriously? That's a side effect? That doesn't bode well. ;-)
09.10.2025 19:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Our cats were little kittens when Misty found them in an abandoned apartment building (since torn down). They came running out to her, and she called me to ask what to do. I said, "bring them home." They are spectacular, and have probably added 5 years to my father's life.
09.10.2025 18:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Thank you Jamie. I managed a brief nap and everything seems to still be in one piece. I hope your day is going well. :)
09.10.2025 18:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Weltschmerz is my middle name. ;-)
09.10.2025 12:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I did! Crisis averted! Soft back, no headache, and even a bit of sleep. :)
09.10.2025 09:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
09.10.2025 08:54 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Good morning from the east! A decent night's sleep, a soft back, and a narrowly avoided migraine have put me in a good mood today. So I expect some damned guillotine to fall on my neck at some point today. I hope you have a great Thursday! :)
09.10.2025 08:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Good morning and happy Thursday Nubian Queen Bee and everyone! There is currently a 20 lb. klutz of a cat between me and my keyboard. I have described this one as "aggressively affectionate, and that's what's happening right now. Have a great and productive Thursday everyone. :)
09.10.2025 08:35 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
(And the headaches are a leftover from all the concussions. It is definitely not a spine issue.) Get well soon and get riding before winter. :)
09.10.2025 04:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
We grow zinnias and sunflowers in our courtyard, not so much for the flowers, but for the goldfinches that they attract. Goldfinches are notoriously shy of humans, but zinnia and sunflower seeds are a powerful draw for them. :)
09.10.2025 04:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I went to a chiropractor exactly once. I've broken so many bones that I still set off airport metal detectors. The chiropractor started yanking my spine around, and the sonofabitch re-broke one of my ribs. I never went back.
09.10.2025 04:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I was born kind, but I had to learn to be gentle. I am somewhat (cough) intellectually aggressive and rhetorically blunt, but through hard won wisdom, I eventually learned when to lean out and be quiet.
09.10.2025 03:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Well, I've seen you. You are pretty sexy. ;-)
09.10.2025 03:32 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Well done Jamie! I've been struggling a bit with back issues and headaches lately, but I know all too well how annoying it is not to be able to walk. Stick to the program and get back on that bike! :)
09.10.2025 03:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
When I was at university, I had a girlfriend who was very smart, but a lousy writer. I said, what is it you're trying to say? She answered clearly. I said, "Just write that." She looked at me as though I was a magician.
09.10.2025 03:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
#vss365 It took 15 years before Misty pulled me off the #ash heap of despair after the passing of my late wife. I am a thin-skinned, moody mathematician, but the core of my soul is dedication and loyalty. I'm also really good at worrying.
08.10.2025 22:21 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
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