John Gilbert Updates

This could be us

Ass so fat it takes a second person to put on a speedo

That’s a fair trade off

Ugh, disappointing

How was it? I’m thinking of catching it tomorrow

When you gag JOHN WATERS, you know you’re that bitch

In “Monster,” Addison Rae bravely answers the question “What if a woman with polio also had a nice rack?”

Accidentally read two books in a row about small-town drug addicts, just finished a non-fiction book about life in North Korea. Desperately need to read something less depressing next.

YESSSSSSSSSSS

Is Ed Gein the first season of “Monster” that I’ll actually finish?

The new Edward Yang Criterion with “A Confucian Confusion” and “Mahjong” is excellent.

Nervously Googling how old Chang Chen was when he made “Mahjong”

What’s going on here?

Top First-Time Watches: September 2025
01. Peking Opera Blues (Hark, 1986)
02. A Confucian Confusion (Yang, 1994)
03. The History of Sound (Hermanus, 2025)
04. Plainclothes (Emmi, 2025)

One helluva slutty little waist #nicogreetham

Kathy Griffin is halfway to an EGOT

“The History of Sound” incredibly good, extremely my jam. Give me gay yearning or give me death.

The funny thing about this episode is that Kathy is trying to get major celebs to come to her charity party. Nearly every celebrity they introduce (Jillian Michaels, Andy Dick, Ron Jeremy, Jenny McCarthy) has been canceled. Adam Scott pops up and he doesn’t even get his name on the screen.

Started rewatching “Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List”. Annie Duke just showed up in this episode at a charity poker tournament and I almost yelled out, “SHE’S A POK-UH PLAYER” (RIP Joan)

…How bad were the Chris Pratt “Jurassic World” films that you considered the ScarJo film to be a big improvement???

Over the moon for Charles Melton

Last two films for the Reeling LGBTQ+ Film Festival plus two other films I’ve been putting off for awhile.

Okay, I’m gonna have to sneak this in my schedule

I would love to hear how this is! Debating if I want to see it at Chicago Film Festival

No, JADE the singer (formerly of Little Mix), though I’ve heard the movie is a hoot

Finally settled on the ten films I’m seeing at this year’s Chicago International Film Festival. Very excited about these picks!

Got JADE tickets

R9 on Friday?

The Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan, responds to Donald Trump calling him a horrible mayor:

“I think he’s got a crush on me, it’s either that or he believes in giving me squatter’s rights inside his head… He is racist, he is sexist, he is misogynistic, and he is Islamophobic."

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Lemme grab Josh Heuston’s incredibly grabable waist