MJ

say the line, Green Day. say the line

I haven't read the news today, was it good?

I don’t like that just needing basic necessities feels like being bad with money now

introducing a new bill in congress that says theres a rule where if you order nachos to share one person can’t eat all the fully loaded ones

"Just gotta get through this week," he said, every week

software update tonight (threatening)

it makes me giggle when dogs look like their humans

the older I get the more I realize how justified old people are when their soup isn't hot enough

CORPORATE GREED CAUSES CELIAC DISEASE

here's a little cat scat

your scatting is scaring the cat your scatting is scaring the cat your scatting is scaring the cat

I feel like a nothing sandwich

I'm happy for your positive life change it's just, well it's really shining a light on my failure to do the same

It prob just means I am dehydrated but 🌀

gotta be some symbolism here I hope it's not a bad omen

what does it mean when I wake up with a headache on January 1st

new year, new art, I’m hoping

The first thing I do every year is go to bed

fuck I forgot to say rabbit rabbit rabbit today

so cats, amiright?

I love going on post sprees it's such a rush like here are some more thoughts to throw into the void

2025 was a blur but my 2026 won't start til spring as it's meant to be, brb heading back into hibernation

new year new dread

How do I block teamsnapchat I don't wanna get stuff from them it's just another notification that I don't care about

Pro tip: Turn off all your recurring subscriptions. Walk toward the horizon.

This entire year felt like I was awake during surgery

My primary goal with gift giving is almost always to make a person cry

Ken Burns, look me in the eyes, man. Every time I start talking I can see you start slowly panning across my face

‘Why are you always tired?’ I’ve been alive every day since I was born. It adds up.

This is the least christmassy Christmas yet. What a bummer