Nutzoid

I'd kick a Republican for a cigarette. I mean, I'd kick a Republican anyway, but I'd appreciate a reward.

Maybe with Linda McMahon as Secretary of Education we'll have a yearly SchoolaMania to see who gets to move on to the next grade.

The country's rapid descent into fascism has led me to at least one conclusion: I never should have given up drinking and heavy drugs.

THIS IS BS-ANON.

It is said that Mark Zuckerberg loves it when you go in dry with a cactus.

THIS IS BS-ANON.

Sources are saying that Elon Musk makes sandwiches from the contents of Trump’s diapers.

To all my trans friends, it's as simple as this: I've got your back, and if there is anything - anything - I can do for you, just say the word.

50,000 Scientists Urge Congress to Protect Research from Trump Two open letters from scientists and science advocacy groups reflect a growing anxiety about the future of federal science under President-elect Trump

50,000 Scientists Urge Congress to Protect Research from Trump | Scientific American

I want the Geico Gecko to be fed to a monitor lizard.

Robert E. Sherwood:

Served with distinction in WWI, won three Pulitzers for Drama, served in WWII, received a Purple Heart, became a speechwriter for, then foreign policy advisor to, FDR, won an Oscar, and won a Pulitzer for Biography. More Americans need to remember this rather amazing man.

I want someone to feed the GEICO Gecko to a monitor lizard.

The first person who tells me "I did my research" will be tracked down and forced to drink Fireball "whisky," read Russian novels, and publicly embrace a statue of the Great Orange Pig.

All "killer shark" movies since Jaws have one thing in common: YOU CAN'T SWIM FASTER THAN A SHARK!

I love reading the stories about all the people who voted for Trump and are now saying, "Wait. What? He's going to do what?" Buyer's remorse can suck, and it can also be quite painful. Good.

Poly Styrene. The first black punk and probably punk's greatest sheroe.

Not being able to drive has caused me to miss many things. But right now, in this moment, the things I miss most? Chinese food and wandering around used-book stores.

Just found out that another couple of my friends are vacating the US for a country that isn't being destroyed from within by white nationalist freaks. How I long to join them.

Checking out this platform. If/when it gets toxic, I'm outta here.