@pdxrobero.bsky.social
Approximately 13.5 billion years ago, the universe exploded with possibilities—one of which was me. I’m Bobby: comedian, podcast host, meme maker, and therapeutic listener. Fueled by curiosity, caffeine, and a passion for science, stories, and connection.
Please help me support myself while I go back to school full time to finish my degree. Buy my books! 📖❤️🙏
21.09.2025 00:50 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0New book: Uncle Bobby’s Guide to Artificial Intelligence for the Organically Stupid
11.09.2025 11:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is great, Mark! 👍
19.08.2025 16:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0New word: Relaxationship
13.07.2025 22:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Or Guy Fieri endorsing a gas station burrito for a Michelin Star.
08.07.2025 06:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Look at that adorable face! The puppy’s cute too! 😆
08.07.2025 06:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Here's a QR code to the customized ChatGPT I created while working for a local renters' rights organization. Ask questions in ANY LANGUAGE and get answers 24/7/365. (Not a substitute for legal advice from a licensed attorney)
02.07.2025 19:38 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Well alrighty then!
25.06.2025 23:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0IT’S COMIN RIGHT AT US!
25.06.2025 23:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The other day, someone used the phrase, “on brand” to describe something I said, and I think I like it!
25.06.2025 22:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Welp, the state cut our funding and just like that, I am once again unemployed. Anybody wanna hire a very cute tenants’ rights educator? I got skills on top of skills! Hablo español!
23.06.2025 16:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Clear plastic bags with clean laundry
Once a month I treat myself to sending my laundry out with Poplin. Now I love laundry day! #poplin #laundry
14.05.2025 03:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
If you pay your landlord in cash GET A RECIPT!
19.04.2025 02:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I hate that stupid Anxiety song with the fire of a thousand suns!
17.04.2025 15:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Remixed one of an oldie but a goodie.
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@bobbylandia.bsky.social
01.04.2025 17:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I have never heard words that so perfectly describe how I feel most of the time the way this video does. Not for the shallow. youtu.be/8A8RQoWKdlo?...
31.03.2025 18:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s exhausting to constantly have to dumb yourself down to communicate with people who have authority over you.
30.03.2025 16:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You said: How long can tomato juice in a glass bottle that's sealed but has been opened live inside your fridge before it starts to grow eyes? ChatGPT said: If it's homemade juice with no preservatives, you've got more Like 2-3 days, tops. That stuff turns faster than a politician in an election year. You said: Yikes! Glad I asked... ChatGPT said: Curious—were you planning to drink it, cook with it, or was this a case of fridge archeology where you found it and whispered, "How long have you been in here?" You said: I'm embarrassed to say, but it was leftover bloody mary mix from a holiday party. It's late March... so... ChatGPT said: Oh Bobby... € March?! That Bloody Mary mix has had two full moons, a Mercury retrograde, and possibly a new Pope since the holiday party. At this point, it's not a beverage—it's a culture. You could probably give it a name and list it as a dependent on your taxes.
A real ChatGPT conversation I just had! I’m dying! 😂
28.03.2025 02:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
26.03.2025 00:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Let’s do the math. His first term lasted 4 years, or 1,460 days (365 days x 4, not accounting for leap years—though we can toss in an extra day to be precise: 366 for 2020, so total is 1,461 days).
33,000 lies ÷ 1,461 days = approx. 22.6 lies per day
Totally with you. McLuhan nailed it. I’ve been thinking how this ties to the Sapir-Whorf Hypothesis—if language shapes thought and media reshapes language, then yeah… our cognition is quietly being rewired. Wild to witness.
22.03.2025 17:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Incredible talent!
20.03.2025 15:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Best smelling liquid hand soap?
17.03.2025 01:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Meme: DOGE You’re fired/rehired
09.03.2025 17:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah, it was a bit of a big bump for me since both apps were a big part of my day-to-day life. I definitely miss the connection with people I know and care about, but I don't miss all the drama. But I'm finding it much easier now. Feels like the good old days, before social media. LOL
05.03.2025 23:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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