Hey Teacher Lady!

Donald, you ignorant slut.

#WhoWoreItBetter
#ReleaseTheFilesDonald

I forget that not everyone on BlueSky has a sense of humor and can read sarcasm/satire.

Some people fucking suck…even if they vote the right way.

Yes. Funny to everyone who doesn’t have a stick up their ass. We’ve been through this. Are you slow?!

Do you know how scrolling works on a smartphone? You just take your thumb and push up. It will take you past all the content you don’t find funny. You don’t have to stop and spew shit everywhere.

🤣🤣🤣

Not the comeback you think it is.

Weird flex….but go off, fam!

I made a funny Bluesky post while having coffee on a Friday morning.

YOU brought your bullshit to MY post.

Harassing women on the internet is the example you want to set for your DAUGHTERS?!

Remember who started this entire exchange.

YOU.

That’s obvious. The stick is firmly secured and not coming out anytime soon. 👍🏼

I’ll work on being a “solution” if you’ll work on pulling the stick out of your ass.

I don’t think any of us are on Bluesky to change the world, but you do whatever makes you feel self righteous. Those daughters need a good example, right? 🙄

$100 says Trump will make some ignorant Irish comment while in Scotland. Geography and culture have never been his strong points.

First of all, it’s a joke and you sound like a loser for not being able to see that.

Secondly, I didn’t say they had to make him leader of their country. Throw him in a dusty ole dungeon for all I care.

You, my dude, need to fucking chill.

Dear Scotland,

You can keep him. Actually, PLEASE keep him.

Sincerely,

All of America

Random Friday morning thought: I bet Stevie Nicks has one hell of a crystal collection.

Anyone else keep reading it as Melania received the “Epstein Visa”??

Having to complete yearly Active Shooter training boils my fucking blood. We could just make it harder to get guns, but ya know…gotta keep the NRA happy.

Walgreens can fuck all the way off with this nonsense*.

*School starting soon.

**Get your kids vaccinated!

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If someone kept accusing me of being a pedo and there were all these alleged files that prove otherwise, I’d be mass producing that shit and spreading it around like Regina George and The Burn Book.

And twice on Sundays!

No hate. No fear. Immigrants are welcome here!

If empathy is toxic, I hope I’m the world’s most deadly poison.

Critical thinking is not a flower that grows in everyone’s garden.

It’s really that simple.

I hope Lisa Murkowski gets a permanent UTI.

If we’re talking about a regime change in Iran, I think we should take the “put your own oxygen mask on first” approach, if ya know what I’m sayin’…

The state of New York needs to collectively eat a pint of Ben & Jerry’s, have a good cry, and get the fuck over the Cuomo family for good! It is time to move on.

I did the same thing with Andrew Yang for president, and he made a real shitty statement about it tonight too. I feel like such an ass for supporting him.

I really fucking hate Donald Trump.

I just needed to get that outta my thumbs.

Fetterman is such a fuck.

I hope he stubs his toe on his bed post every goddamn morning.

For fuck’s sake…I followed you back months ago!

Hey @freeusfrom.bsky.social! Glad you’re here! 👋🏻

And this is why MAGA voting “Christians” can go fuck themselves and their hypocrisy

Maybe MAGA didn’t show up in D.C. for the parade because they knew they couldn’t tear the doors off the hinges and smear their own shit on the Capitol walls this time.