Hey Teacher Lady!

THANK YOU TO OUR VETERANS! 🇺🇸

Fuck you to our draft dodging dickhead of a president. 🖕🏼

1000%

I love Kiké and Mookie, but I hate MAGA waaaayyyy more.

Today, I woke up grateful I don’t have a MAGA husband to divorce.

I really fucking hate Donald Trump.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER - HTL

Hey, fellow small town protesters!

If you added us all up, we’d equal (if not be bigger than) one of these big cities. 💙

Please, god, let this be about our federal government 🙏🏼

Hey Swifties! Taylor was going to post asking y’all to join your nearest No Kings protest tomorrow, she just forgot.

Don’t ask how I know. Just trust me.

Erika Kirk looks happier in grief than I’ve ever been in my entire adult life.

Don’t wanna be called a N a z i?

Don’t do N a z i shit.

It’s really quite simple.

If you Google “Headline News”, this isn’t popping up. I had to specifically search for the article this morning. That’s bullshit.

Democrats can’t let this go! It’s time to swing.

And if you’re wondering, these things are so good, they make me wanna kick an ICE agent in the nuts even more than I already do 👌🏼

Anyone supporting ICE has never had an undocumented immigrant surprise them at work with homemade tamales, and it shows.

I’m so glad there’s not a Spotify wrapped style recap of all the diet cokes I drink in a year.

Nothing makes my heart happier than seeing former students from this deeply religious, conservative, red-voting town speak out against this harmful administration. I stay neutral in the classroom, so I can’t take any credit, but it feels so good to see them standing on the right side of history. 💙

His name is Pastor David Black and he is literally a saint. As if ICE couldn’t look any worse than they already do, this photo will likely be a serious contender for a Pulitzer Prize.

The only MAGA I can get behind 💀🌹

I swear to god if Dolly goes before Donald, I might burn my city to the ground in pure rage.

Taylor could have just had a boudoir photo shoot for Travis and called it a day. She didn’t have to go through the hassle of creating a mid album just to take sexy showgirl pictures.

Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be ICE agents.

Pete Kegsbreath has shit for brains.

Why do Christians focus so hard on wives submitting to their husbands?

I love my husband with every fiber of my being, but the only thing I’ll be submitting to him is my Dutch Bros order.

Writing on the shell casings is clearly the FBI’s calling card.

I just hope the rapture happens early enough I can get in a late afternoon nap 😴

Donald Trump has never been pregnant or taken care of a baby. In fact, he was banging hookers and getting spanked by pornstars while his wife was dealing with all the shit he’s currently yappin’ about. He couldn’t “tough it out” through a fucking hangnail.

The Tylenol marketing team rn….

If Trump was born in 1946, but Tylenol wasn’t invented until 1955, what the fuck is his excuse?

There can’t be a healthcare professional out there who still supports this administration after this dumbass press conference, right?

RIGHT?!?!

This administration is hellbent on turning Idiocracy into a documentary.

I’m actually pumped for the rapture. Imagine all we can accomplish without these dumbfucks holding us back 🎉

Just saw a “We are Charlie Kirk” billboard. Like my daddy used to say, the person responsible for that ad must have a mouse in their pocket because the fuck I am!