Danelle Porter

We moved on very fast 😮

Do you think the history books will have footnote of the almost Rapture of 2025?

#satire #doyouremember

Look, I have a very good reason. The kids need attention more than I need to make content…

Also, while making this, they bark at themselves barking 😂

#dogs #work #satire

6 things that lasted longer than that relationships… 😂

#storytime #dating #humor #relatable #menbelike #ghosting

For the first time our conversation feel Wicked 🧙‍♀️

#funny #wickedforgood #wicked #conversationswithfriends #fyp

What song do you hear in your head when another dating experiences starts going wrong?

#funny #whyimsingle #dating #hinge #inmyhead #relationships #anotheronebitsthedust

Oh that’s why I paid attention in history class.

#ushistory #funny #fyp #politics #commentsection #realworld

So glad our need for convenience can help out our corporate overlords…

#apple #news #fyp #talkaboutit #technology #digitalid

It’s satire

Who knew men could be so catty to each other…

#frenemies #trump #funny #politics #satire #goldenbachelor

I don’t think it’s submissive…

#funny #trump #billclinton #toporbottom #satire #emails

What are you doing with your hands?

#zohranmamdani #funny #relateable #fyp #eatwithyourhands #satire

Catcalling has hit a new level.

#catcalling #funny #fyp #onthestreet #dogwalk

You know the Statue of Liberty is technically an immigrant right…

#funny #statueofliberty #nyc #zohranmamdani #fyp #satire

Just say no to daylight savings…

#daylightsavingstime #arizona #relateable

Here’s to all the black cat Halloween decoration that survived another year of reactive dogs thinking they are real cats. 🙃

#reactivedog #halloweendecoration #funny #spooky

How old is the name Ross? Anyone else obsessed with the tv show Poldark? I can’t stop watching it!

#poldark #ross #netflixshows #funny #relateable

These streaming services are too bold…

#funny #relatable #talkaboutit #disneyplus

Ask me about my podcast list…

#relatable #podcast #portland

Here’s to the boys who think they are doing the lords work but really, they are just keeping women from getting antibiotics for their UTIs.

#relateable #funny #religionisbullshit

I've been listening to Taylor Swift since the 7th grade. You can’t be surprised that a woman whose entire music career was started because of a song about centering a man is going to center another man at the end of the day.

#relatable #taylorswift

How are my nostalgia people doing in 2025?

#relatable #nostalgia #funny

Which Black Mirror episode are we living in?

#relatable #blackmirror #usa

Here’s to Ted Cruz showing us who he really is. Also there a lot songs about Ted Cruz dedicated to much he sucks.

#talkaboutit #relatable #tedcruz

Here’s to all the deeply insecure 1% rich boys 🫡

#relatable #tiktok #algorithm

I'm doing a turducken with this chore list…

#relatable #todolist #tamagotchi #finch

Man Trump will do anything to not take accountability. #portland

Totally the same right…

#relatable #biggestfear #micro

RIP TikTok you will never be the same again…

#talkaboutit #tiktok #neverthesame #oracle

Isn't She Great celebrates women in comedy and Easter weekend on Saturday, April 12th with THE HOUSE BUNNY! Co-hosted by Elizabeth Teets and Anthony Hudson, this edition opens with stand-up by Portland’s own @makingyoulaugh.bsky.social.

Tickets: hollywoodtheatre.org/show/the-house-bunny

Dating a man for his bathtub is using him but like in a hot way