The Elf Prince of Bele Chere

it also seems like in us political culture the only alternative archetypes we have to "proud dumbass" are "superhero genius" and "tedious wonk" which are equally disrespectful to the idea of learning and knowing

That one's on my Kobo wishlist! Loved the movie

I did that for years until enshittification ran me off from hospital work

A glass of homemade sangria in front of a horny sticker with feet

I have long hair and a thing for feet and I did actually make this wine out of water (and wine yeast and sugar and lemon juice) so if y'all need any sins absolved holla at ya boy

Is it cold or is it hot?!

A man lifting his shorts to show his legs

A man flexing his calf

Leg day

Nice I'm out soon too

😍😍😍

Go for it!

MAGAs didn't even understand it when they were paying the tariffs. It's too much to ask for them to understand that it's a refund of their own money

Yes we damn well do want our money back!

You get it back pretty fast after a few runs

If we team up we can probably take em!

I feel like musically i should have been a late Gen Xer. Never got into emo (popular when I was a teenager) OR the "stomp clap hey" acoustic stuff (popular when I was in my 20s.) I like other music from those periods but not the two main genres my friends were listening to.

What the fuck is up with her skin? Does being problematic slowly turn you into a basketball?

Ssshhh! Nintendo will hear!

I am a supervillain bisexual and I will have you know we don't claim that mf

A selfie of a man with long hair flexing while sitting on a weight lifting bench

One day i will clean my chalk dust ass mirror but today is not that day

Not for me you didn't!

A man with long hair taking a mirror selfie

Bout to hit the weights

When i was a kid i hated when adults talked to me with the "kid voice." Felt like i was being bullshitted

some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing

Too small!

Inexplicably, lots of old dudes work out in jeans and a belt. Half of em have shirts tucked in. Suboptimal for sure, and looks stupid besides, but a pretty common sight at any gym.

Terminal case of Kid Rot

My leg!

Vacations are just positive ions from Virginia!

Every time someone tries to get me into a left vs. right political debate, i ask them to define the words capitalism, socialism, and communism. Not one of them has ever been able to. Not gonna waste my time if you don't even know basic econ

I feel you, it's definitely a trust thing. Medical care is inherently a little invasive. I remember younger male patients at the hospital being extra sensitive about it. Making a little joke about it sometimes eased tension but that's not always appropriate. It felt good to be there for them.