The Elf Prince of Bele Chere

I work a blue collar manufacturing job in the South and you wouldn't believe how ignorant some of these people are, or the beliefs they hold or how little they think of others

Post physique

Veganism is cool and all but I could never do that shit

A deceased chapstick with the plastic carrier pulled out, showing that it is empty

I finished a whole chapstick without losing it or running it thru the dryer. Please clap

I'm not joking.

This is not only a death threat, its one they've acted on before and absolutely intend to act on again.

Same

Damn are we gonna get "legal" psychedelics out of this tho?

Bill Clinton seems like the kind of guy who reacts to all his sex scandals with “still got it”

screenshot from my bluesky "muted words" list that lists the phrase "bluesky, please mute all meaningless CRAP. enough is enough!!!"

okay, that just about does it

Turn the handle the other way. Channel locks will slip if you're rotating them in the wrong direction

I went to the pharmacy this morning and bought an antibiotic and a probiotic. Thirty fuckin bucks to break even on bacteria.

Oof 😬

Trump take weed

This one is iconic

AI nutjobs really think that shit is Ghost in the Shell

Jail break that piece of shit and run DOOM on it

Saaaame I need to learn to relax

They're iconoclastic in a way that's good for society

Aced my math test

It does no harm to the romance of the sunset to know a little about it.

A creepy villain from courage the cowardly dog with a creepy grin

There's something really wrong with how math is taught in schools too tbh

Suits me just fine. Plenty of deer out here

The beer industry is so fucked up. I've been a home brewer for years but there are reasons i don't monetize that

American elections are determined by three questions: how many Republicans and Democrats are there, how motivated are they to vote, and how are the idiots feeling.

a digital drawing of a gray cat with a capped eye and studded collar, leaning forward and bleeding from the nose. It looks at the viewer with defiance or determination. Text around it says “get killed eight times/ come back nine”. The red border around the image has two cars, arrows, knives, and poison bottles, numbered to match its deaths.

Keep Trying
#art

A pastel ball python in a human's lap

Doing math homework with Windows98. I think he's about to shed

May his knife chip and shatter!

I am JUST old enough to have caught a taste of the Before Times as a young adult, and yeah, I have pretty much universally found that under-30 LGBTs *literally do not believe you* when you tell them how significant the turnaround has been, and HOLY HELL does it leave me frustrated at times.