beef boy

“We left with all of my children.” Cool why did you have to say that?

When a sitting representative refers to the Super Bowl halftime show as “pornography,” people should use that to reflect on how they and other representatives are simultaneously working to ban, censor, and restrict “pornography” and what that actually means

So, Will Stancil is absolutely giving ICE information about protestors. It is the only reason they would exchange info with him.

He is very likely, literally a NARC.

why do we keep trying to elect these fucked up little weirdos from america's least bulletproof family

She also named Jefferies as her successor and look at how well that has worked out. He has turned out to be a huge disappointment.

do not worry. yes, the economy is tanking. but it *could* be because we're also committing atrocities. something to think about

When Ultron decided to wipe out humanity it's because he found this.

They don't get that it's political because they don't get that existence is political for marginalized people.

When we overthrow the tech bros I only want monster fuckers and furry porn artists running the internet and tech.

didn’t realize woke 2 is here until it was too late

Abundance, Or How To Sell Tech Fascism To Liberals - It Could Happen Here

"Peter Thiel isn't pissing on your leg! It's raining!" www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...

Democrat voter with a time machine:

“Mrs. Harris! Mrs. Harris! I have an urgent message from the future! Don’t change your campaign tactics! You’re perfect.”

ppl discussing alternatives bein like have u heard of tubu. u should try heebee. switch to poodee with ads. Im already on dippy. you can probably move to weeno. dude im on gumpy. go on poob. you can switch to poob. you can go to poob and chat. Log onto poob right now. dive into poob. you can poop it

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if i know discord for anything is that they can and will pussy out if people bully them enough for something. get fucking loud about this

one interesting thing about these weird annoying little white boys hounding people on the street is that they always- for some reason and without fail- look like they're actively morphing into a bird.

Non-Biathlon Skier Would Also Like Gun

Non-Biathlon Skier Would Also Like Gun

i'm so glad they're expanding this so that we can *all* experience identity theft. thank you @discord.com !!!

can I use this as a line of dialogue in my ongoing jar jar/worf crossover slashfic

halftime show fromt eh supebowl showing a set on the field featuring a nyc bodega

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.

what was the bump. it felt fleshy

here’s the thing. I’m not taking the spirit Halloween cow head off . I don’t care how much it blocks out my vision. this isn’t for me. just imagine you’re out and about minding your business, and suddenly your heart is filled with wonder and whimsy as you see a cow driving a car

acting as a guardrail in the sense that they’re designed to crumple

phone got stuck

this is so true. Tried to eat claude and it made me sick and I had to go to Hospital

me and my coworker have been sharing the same fart for 2 weeks

people are saying “why would he do that” as though his name does not explicitly warn that he will rock a kid

white person here, but I’ve spent a lot of time immersed in latinx culture! those small people were actually shrunk by a malevolent extraterrestrial entity using sophisticated ray gun technology. no one in this super bowl performance was under the age of forty

👋 Friendly "gringo" checking in. First, I loved the halftime show, but didn't understand it all. I'm hoping a Latinx can explain the symbolism, imagery, themes. Example, some of the people seemed much shorter. Were they younger in age? Latin culture is fascinating to me and I'm always eager to learn

Kid Rock was the second choice name for Little Saint James