Peenchy 🫒

Finally snagged the Dickie Peeper Halloween Creeper shirt!!

Mega64’s Dickie Peeper Halloween Creeper feature Adam Sandler holding a knife.

IM FINALLY GETTING THE DICKIE PEEPER HALLOWEEN CREEPER SHIRT.

B and I love playing Tetris with each other but we had two characters I never unlocked. Turns out I was like 5 levels left from beating the game 😅

I’m honestly so terrible about finishing games. Today I finally beat puyo puyo tetris story mode that I bought in 2017.

Oh geez! I swear all the crazy people shop at Walmart.

She was 8 lbs at her last check up, but she’s quickly working 9.

Every time I hold my baby I think “when did you get so big??” I swear she grows bigger every minute.

It’s honestly so scary how much antivax and harmful misinformation my Facebook feed tries to show me now that I’m a new mother. I can see how some people could be so easily swayed by this fear mongering.

Apparently it’s based on how long you’ve had your account. I’ve had it forever so that makes sense.

I got $33 they must’ve REALLY stolen my data 😅

Anyone else get some money from the Facebook privacy lawsuit?

🖤 happy spoopy season oomfies 🖤

Congratulations on your journey Meg! That’s amazing! I’m so happy for you.

Tell me why my baby NEVER has crazy poop explosions for her father only for me. 😭😭😭

Me too lmao

a screenshot from a fire emblem fangame, The Hag In White. An armored soldier says “…… I like green?”

my entire personality in one image

You can’t convince me anyone actually enjoys eating chia seeds. It’s like the glitter of health foods.

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I’m lookin

I was looking up the beanie babies that have the same birthday as baby girl and she got some really cute ones!

An embroidery hoop on the wall that features a geek bar affixed to a maroon fabric that has peaches and textured smoke clouds embroidered on it

A close up of the beaded smoke clouds and some of the peach embroidery

When wife asks me to make an art piece featuring one of his used up vapes, I just nod and say yes sir

Incredible

My favorite things I call my baby that aren’t actually her name (in no particular order)
1. Goblina
2. Rotisserie
3. Ro-Ro
4. Rowina

I’ve been told this week is supposed to be hard, but I was not mentally prepared for that.

B is playing 3 houses and I know next to nothing about it other than I love Sylvain. 😍🥵

We are hitting the 3 week newborn trenches hard tonight. Mid way through changing a blow out she projectile shit on my hand. Then while I was picking her up to try and clean up the mess she projectile shat again ALL OVER her changing table.

Oh it’s SOOO funny that 3 men need to install a car seat properly while Susan watches them with the knowing motherly look. The REAL problem is that car seat is not rear facing. 😅

I’m watching fantastic 4 first steps and maybe it’s because I just have birth, but sending a pregnant woman into space and giving birth in space has got to be one of the dumbest plot devices I’ve ever seen.

Yes I’m sure you have somewhere to be urgently but that doesn’t mean you have to be an unsafe jackass.

Just because you have a handicap placard on your car does not give you immunity from stop signs in a parking lot.