Jack Straw from Wichita

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Going to see "Complete Unknown". By myself, which is my preferred way to see a movie. Anybody else like going to movies alone?

At least we know that one of Ohio State or Notre Dame will lose a big game today 🤷‍♂️

It does make the dental procedure more pleasurable

I'm in the dentists office, getting an extraction, guess what's on the tv? FML

She’s not wrong. Everyone needs to mind their own business.

Good to know

Cmon Indiana, beat these xcbhfgd

It would let Desantis pick his replacement, ensuring another seat for the right

If you dm me I'm probably going to block you. Just how the father of internet bad boys rolls

Jacobs, Jacobs, Jacobs, Jacobs, Jacobs

Just be careful with the binding

Many people are saying this is the McDonald’s employee who snitched on the backpack shooter.

Some people who supported Palestinian freedom for the past 14 months seem upset about Syrians getting freedom from a dictator.

And a lot of people who spent the past 14 months opposing Palestinian freedom are now cheering Syrians getting freedom.

So much moral inconsistency.

Macron and the Nectarine Noriega

“They’re eating the frogs. They’re eating the snails.”

It fits MTG perfectly.

I did not see that coming!!

a stuffed monkey is wearing a green shirt and blue shorts and making a funny face . ALT: a stuffed monkey is wearing a green shirt and blue shorts and making a funny face .

I'd say where all my North east PA blue sky'ers at, but I'm fucking scared. Who know's what would show up on here.

I enjoy the idea of a batter extending the game in order to get the best bat up to the plate. Baseball is skill and strategy, the golden at bat robs the game of both.

Be closer to reality if it was on fire!

Capital punishment is wrong! All human life is sacred!

I had 75 followers, it'll be ok. they can have them

I'm astonished at people shitting on this.

When brain cancer struck a baseball family, a ‘wonderful’ village sheltered them After a Phillies family's devastating diagnosis, so many — in and out of baseball — rallied to their side. It helped them carry on.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/594...

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone!!!
Especially to this little girl.

If this platform goes to shit, I'm never going back on Twitter.

"I like to rock" was a banger!!

I see what you did there

is there a Phillies starter pack?

I'm out on Twitter, for a lot of reasons. It just seems nicer here.