Matthew Safranek

Today's Bad Idea : Toyota Crown — Mystic Negro Look, here’s the thing, your car says something about you. An Altima says, “I’m a danger to myself and those around me.” My current car says, “I do OK and have a very small penis.” A Cybertruck says, ...

Moving TBI to my website because fuck Zuck that's why.

#TodaysBadIdeaPodcast #CarShopping

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As a father of five kids, I totally agree with this evergreen post.

a surprising number of our fresh herbs come from Colombia, as well

He has his heart and soul in this.
Look at his face.

Carrera?

Hi, I’m God.

You all died in 2016.

And yes, this is Hell.

Think about this.. for a second. Doesn't take you much time to get it!
Them? Eons.😉

“Andrew Myrick, a trader who told starving Dakota to "eat grass or dung" was killed on the first day of the Dakota War of 1862. His head was cut off, and his mouth was stuffed with grass.”

This energy 💯

My parents are in town to help with Maddie the next two weeks, and mom opened up with making cassoulet for dinner with kielbasa and polish bacon the brought with them

4me

From the aclu if ice come to your door

50/50 the jersey barrier? Sick, brah!

I mean yeah, I guess we can’t pay more for eggs if there are none

I think the apologies are gonna be a two way street…sadly

Re-Post if you think Kamala Harris should have become the 1st Female President Of The United States

Don’t let anyone convince you that that was “allegedly” or “accidentally“. You know what you saw.

“Hark the herald angels sing
Glory to the king of kings
A better life imagined in his eyes
A veil of finely calibrated lies”

The Mission Statement for the coming years. 🇺🇸

Remember, today especially, that MLK said America suffers not just from "the vitriolic words and actions of the bad people but for the appalling silence of the good people." Keep the faith. Keep up the fight.

I can’t believe ‘Keeping Up With The Insurrectionists’ got a second season.

I often have to remind myself that creation is iteration

First make it exist
Then make it good
Then make it unique

You can’t expect yourself to roll all steps into one

Maddie working with new art tools. Love it!

Can’t wait for the ET-esque mini speeder bike scene in Star Tours. That has to be going in

I really loved it!