@captainkuschel.bsky.social
I'm a raccoon. He/him Mischief.
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20.08.2025 18:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@lavenderroach.bsky.social happy bΓΆrthday from the gang and me!! We hope ΓΌ have a GREAT day and send ΓΌ lots of fluff!! ππ
20.08.2025 17:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0(just joking, I love and would never hurt ΓΌ πππ)
05.08.2025 15:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A photo of a raccoon by raccoon_arya on instagram. Arya, the raccoon is holding a sword and it looks like she's stabbing the person who took the photo.
I didn't want this fΓΆr your life either π
05.08.2025 15:45 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0BRUH WHAT
11.05.2025 00:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Jesus came to me and he said trans rights.
21.04.2025 00:05 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
A photo of me (a raccoon plushie, very handsome) in front of a plate with delicious banana bread.
Happy easter frΓΆm my family to ΓΌrs!π¦
18.04.2025 21:31 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I wanna drive a panzer through a drive thru!
04.03.2025 22:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0She seemed nice!
10.02.2025 16:29 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Schnelle und schlechte Digitale Zeichnung von mir eines WaschbΓ€ren vor rosa Hintergrund. Er macht einen Buckel, hat aufgestelltes Fell und schaut bΓΆse. Dazu der Text "WaschbΓ€ren gegen CDU und AfD" in pinker Barbie-Schrift.
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31.01.2025 02:19 β π 16 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0
A raccoon plushie (me) looking out of an ICE window.
I don't have a ticket.
04.01.2025 19:17 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Good stuff in the train restaurant.
29.12.2024 19:10 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Seeing this gΓΌy again today!!!!! ππͺ
29.12.2024 09:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That's... my prΓΆfile pic.
19.12.2024 20:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Tutter, the blue mouse, standing on the floor, a pastel yellow blanket around him and a cat plushie in his arm.
Tutter the blue mouse, sitting on a lounger at the pool, wearing sunglasses. A cocktail is in his hand.
Me (left) and @captainkuschel.bsky.social (right)
19.12.2024 20:54 β π 6 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0He came to visit and we had sΓΌch a great time!!
19.10.2024 23:08 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
My best friend Fluffbutt and me π₯°
19.10.2024 23:07 β π 5 π 3 π¬ 1 π 1My best friends ever are coming to visit today!!!!!!!
16.10.2024 18:03 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0thx!
28.09.2024 15:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Blessed be the fast food workers.
29.07.2024 19:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pls speak only for ΓΌrself!
21.07.2024 19:42 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pls, @ US dems, nominate me as your new presidential candidate!! Thx
21.07.2024 19:40 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Dang, I wasn't on here for five months? Didn't even notice, I was so busy doing crime.
19.07.2024 17:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A raccoon? In your kitchen? It's more likely than you think!
19.07.2024 15:06 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
The Joker, smoking a cigarette, subtitle saying "you wouldn't get it"
When somebΓΆdy asks me what I do for wΓΆrk
17.02.2024 23:10 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
A painting of some medieval old dude, who has something like an open tin in his hands, looking mischievously to the side. Above is the text "me with my sleepytime tea at 8pm, reminiscing about all the crimes I used to do". The "used to" is crossed out in red.
a little crime as a little treat
30.01.2024 20:04 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0In Deinem MΓΌll und immer da, das ist die WaschbΓ€r-Antifa!
24.01.2024 19:32 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Hey, that's me!
23.01.2024 18:42 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0DΓΆn't worry, I was there!!
23.01.2024 18:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Crap
23.01.2024 14:02 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
