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Alexis

@wafflehousehoe.bsky.social

Stained Glass • Detroit, MI • Rat Boy • Mom (They/Them)

144 Followers  |  106 Following  |  698 Posts  |  Joined: 22.01.2025  |  1.8055

Latest posts by wafflehousehoe.bsky.social on Bluesky

Stomach hurts again 🥴😩

23.05.2025 19:00 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

The way my homegirl was at that concert and deadass did not mention this is so funny and telling about how bad Eminem has flopped lmfao

19.05.2025 11:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ladies & gentleman, the DJ just threw up on the dance floor 😔

17.05.2025 11:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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january: “this is going to be my year!”

me in may:

11.05.2025 16:41 — 👍 187    🔁 36    💬 0    📌 2

Babymamad so hard we’re getting confused as siblings 😭

11.05.2025 14:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“No, he just has a type” 😂😂😂

11.05.2025 14:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This is the only energy I’ll accept tbh

08.05.2025 12:08 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🔥

08.05.2025 00:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I haven’t started it yet but this has me geeked

07.05.2025 19:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Pisses me offfffffff

07.05.2025 19:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Honestly I can sus out a performative bush pretty quickly too..

07.05.2025 18:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I can always tell when a man has a performative mustache.

07.05.2025 18:20 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I love tagging my boss into a convo after someone unnecessarily ignores me lmfaooooooooooo.

She’s 10x meaner, good luck bud.

07.05.2025 17:57 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Should I go with the flow for a normal casual intake or jump right to the chase re. my month long crashout… 😂

07.05.2025 12:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I meet with my new therapist for the first time today! 👯

07.05.2025 12:23 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Pls someone send me a halfway decent playlist to bump today

06.05.2025 12:22 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Is it ever that serious?

05.05.2025 02:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

These birds are 1/4 of my personality

04.05.2025 16:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Whachu got for love spells, I’m not ready to cord cut yet lmao

03.05.2025 02:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Brb hiring an Etsy witch

03.05.2025 01:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

yall cant even stop measles how y'all gonna stop transsexuals 🤣🤣🤣

01.05.2025 16:59 — 👍 86    🔁 12    💬 1    📌 0
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I’m in @wafflehousehoe.bsky.social house and she doesn’t even know it lol

01.05.2025 18:45 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Wyd in there 😭😂

01.05.2025 19:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

To a T 😂

01.05.2025 14:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

M: Why do they call it funder if it’s not fun???
O: … do you mean THUNDER?”

01.05.2025 11:52 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Bc it’s the worst

30.04.2025 23:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mental state so goofy that I’m out here fuckin’ JOURNALING

30.04.2025 23:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Born to be a ruthless avoidant.
Forced to be the absolute fucking worst at letting go.

29.04.2025 01:36 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This was me working out this morning

28.04.2025 12:28 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I h8 today lol

28.04.2025 11:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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