Melody 🏳️‍⚧️

mods, send the penis-cum monster after her.

That's it oomfie, to the time loop with you.

I'm not currently having an asthma attack or anything, I just figured that's what having asthma meant

I have asthma. Certainly, that means it must be my time. Goodbye world!

It's really cool just seeing new people randomly pop into my club's discord server. Great to know that even without doing much advertising (other than word-of-mouth and simply being in the ARA database), the mahjong people in the area are finding us!

Certainly, you must be a North Korean psyop.

Nothing gets me so pumped for life as seeing things I'm working on grow and evolve over time!

My club that started as just "mahjong at my place" having enough ppl for 2-3 tables each time? Awesome

My lil projects at work becoming integral to the station and seeing the resulting broadcast? fuck yeh

Björk has patiently and repeatedly explained over the decades that her name is actually pronounced “byerk” and not “byork” but y’all aren’t ready to sit with that.

Seeing as mahjong brings great detriment to the human spirit without a single benefit, I'm not so sure about the accuracy of this statement

so this is what eustress feels like, I think

idk, I've just been really excited for all the things I'm doing and all the work I'm going to have to put in. I truly feel like I have a life worth living. huge turnaround from last year, and I'm really grateful for that.

Going to the transmission site for work today. you could say I'm on a trans mission 😎

Another Yakuman for the books :3
Riichi Mahjong is so cool when I'm winning :3

absolute ball

Here's how my 2026 is going so far!

- Playing mahjong
- Starting @rivercityriichi.bsky.social to play more mahjong
- Going to the hospital twice bc I didn't know I have asthma
- Playing more mahjong
- Studying mahjong ball knowledge so I can take the pro tests this year
- Did I mention mahjong?

holy shit woke is back?? let's fucking go????

Who up laminate?

Oh hey I'm the founder and president of this club! hehehe!

I've literally done this IRL before, it never fails to shock the system of your victims!

Not to mention all the wonderful people I've met along the way, much love! 💕

it really is! Unironically learning mahjong pulled me out of the worst depression I've ever had in my life. Now I'm addicted to the game but at least I'm not depressed!!

get cancelled

#AubeyIsOverParty

@honksnooze.moe.observer

Day Job - Worked!
Voice Lesson - Taught!
Mahjong Club Announcements - Sent!
Melody - Very Tired!

You like calling Pon, don't you?
You're a Poncaller, aren't you? >:3

Going back to work after a week of basically just sleeping all day feels pretty aight lmao

You know, getting mono and asthma diagnosed at the same time wasn't exactly on my bingo card for the week, but hey at least I know I *probably* won't die in the near future.

I literally taught her how to play mahjong last September and now she's won EVERY SINGLE GAME we've played IRL so far this year. Up and coming BEAST!

the mahjong enjoyers in one (1) of the servers wanted to see this again. i made this three years ago and i'm so pleased it still occupies the brain wrinkles of at least a few people

Fun fact: If you're trans, HRT is the cause of ALL your medical issues! If you stop breathing suddenly, you should just DIE because it's the risk you signed up for with HRT, OBVIOUSLY!! Who needs treatment when you could have a transphobic doctor?!?!!

oh so when she calls me "breathtaking", she's being cute and filrty, but when I'm gasping for air and wheezing constantly I "have asthma" and "need an inhaler"