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me and who?

perched* God fucking damn it

the puppy girl has pushed me over while I was pitched up high. this is devastating

Trans women definitely have a biological advantage in Riichi Mahjong. Our brains are just hard-wired to be good at it and other hand building games.

nah, I'm too fast you couldn't get me like that

i bet you couldn't throw me~

winter is nearing which means I get to start feeling like shit all the time LETS GOOOOO

I just realized that I'm now at a critical mass of mahjong players that I'll need to get a second set of tiles if I want to keep inviting everyone over for IRL games

This is a REALLY good problem to have

got to drive my roommate's Audi A6 home bc she was a but lost in the sauce.

That thing goes "kaboom" when you want it too >:3

my mom truly understands my stupid chungus life

the lioness does in fact concern herself with her car's rough ess while shifting gears and the strange smell coming from its heater (it's got a coolant leak 3:)

good thing my coworker is gone lmao

the lioness does not concern herself with the obvious reasons she just broke down crying at work

mreow~!

I hate being both a morning person and a night person. I need more sleep but I want to see the sunrise and the stars.

Maybe I'll give the split sleep schedule another go? Honestly felt pretty good when I was doing it for the night shift.

My boss just gave me a 40TB DAS to take home. What should I do with it?

promise?~

omg that's so real! If only I had some blood and bruises on me v.v

Of course, something like chuuren poutou +ippatsu +3 Dora +3 ura wouldn't count as a double even though honitsu would otherwise make the hand 13 han. That doesn't feel as much in the spirit of yakuman hands to me.

Here's my possibly hot Riichi Mahjong take:

I think Kazoe Yakumans with 13+ han in Dora/bonuses should stack with yakuman hands

Like if someone gets suukantsu and they happen to have kan'd into 16 dora, that's some BDE and deserves a double yakuman, is that too crazy? Is the world ready for this?

I mean, I haven't seen a reason to not trust you ^-^

The Riichi Mahjong hand, Kokushi Musou (English: "Thirteen Orphans") shown being won from the toimen's (player across the table) discard of the Nan (South Wind) tile.

Yesterday in my IRL mahjong group I won with Kokushi IRL (my first IRL yakuman!) and later in the day witnessed Shousuushi for the first time and won with ryanpeiko (my favorite hand in Riichi)

I could ride this high for like a week.

The duality of being transfem:

- wanting to lose weight so clothes fit better

- wanting to gain weight bc boobs n butt

And like, I know the answer is squats and pushups, but I'm just a girl I don't wanna do allat

being back on my ADHD meds is awesome my coworker asked me why I was so quiet on Friday lmaooo

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in every aspect of the poetry as the timeline goes on.

The meter shifts, the language, the form, it all tells Sassoon's story so well and each poem feels like a time capsule from.L WWI

Been reading The War Poems of Siegfried Sassoon in my downtime today. It feels so raw, almost like I'm reading more from a personal diary.

Having them in chronological order really forces you into Sassoon's feelings about the war/patriotism and you can feel his attitude change (1/?)

I don't usually read for fun btw. This is new for me

day one back on my ADHD meds and I've read like, half of a book already, AND DIDNT HAVE TO RE-READ EVERY PAGE 5 FUCKING TIMES. this shit is insane

the worst part of being a girl is having to get out of bed even tho you're so so so so comfy and warm 😭