semperfiona.bsky.social

off white bathroom stall door with text 'Now and Then by OrchisAilsa read by semperfiona'

Instant Heated Rivalry podfic. @orchisailsa.bsky.social posted the fic earlier today, I read it, I recorded it.

Shane & Ilya relive that bathroom scene in Las Vegas, with a very different outcome

archiveofourown.org/works/78692956

i've made them in the last two weeks as well, for the same reason. although i actually really like them and make them semi-regularly anyway

Two cartoonish pink chocolate candies, brown script text 'Hot and Sweet' and small sans serif text 'by Green_Riot read by semperfiona'

New Podfic for @wangxianaction.bsky.social and @tortilla-chips.bsky.social

MDZS modern AU, rated E, 21 minutes

Wei Ying is dared to kiss Lan Zhan. It goes better than he could have expected

archiveofourown.org/works/78568456

the 'sign up as a creator' link on the card just seems to return you to the same page you were already on

i don't seem to have a message from you and i can't dm you either afaict. to be fair i've never used dms on bluesky before so i might be missing something

signed up to create podfic for wangxian gotcha for gaza
wangxian-action.tumblr.com/post/8053999...

Post by @niecest-weekend · 1 poll 💬 0  🔁 12  ❤️ 7 · 2026! · Hello fellow niecest enjoyers! I'm semperfiona, a mostly-podficcer niecest lover, and I'm taking this over from coffee for 2026 Please drop suggested prompts in the ask b…

I'm taking over #niecestweekend2026 ! info post and poll for scheduling is here: www.tumblr.com/niecest-week...

EXCITED!

<3

🐰WangXian Fic Rec of the Day🐰

March 31st by Midshipsman Podfic by Semperfiona

A bit of tasty trans Omegaverse smut as a treat✨

Fic:
archiveofourown.org/works/23422183
Podfic:
archiveofourown.org/works/39043608

i am rereading _Tigana_ again after a long hiatus (I used to read it every couple of years but it's been maybe six or eight since the last time)

I can't read more than a couple of pages before i start weeping. everything.

Anatomy of a Sex Scene: Heated Rivalry Edition - Reading the End Heated Rivalry, AKA the gay hockey show, has been getting a lot of buzz for its explicit(-ish) sex scenes, and a lot of that buzz has been coming from viewers and critics whose experience with the rom...

Hello evening crowd! I wrote about the narrative work of the sex scenes of the gay hockey show and why y'all all need to be putting respect on Jacob Tierney's name.

nah, the laundry machines are fine, we had washer & dryer in our mudroom in the house i grew up in - it's really convenient to dump your wet clothes straight into the washer or dryer (depending on whether they are also dirty as well as wet) but bathtubs are Right Out

yeah that's been a common thing talked about in the r/ao3 subreddit lately, and yeah, the consensus there is that the commenters are using AI to write the comments (maybe trying to promote their particular AI app, who knows)

mark as spam and forget, is my recommendation

a screenshot of the results of the google search "is the honmoon a real thing in korea" showing an AI overview that reads "Yes, honeymoons are a real and popular tradition in Korea, particularly to destinations like Jeju Island. The term "Honmoon" also refers to a fictional magical barrier in the Korean-inspired webcomic/film K-Pop Demon Hunters, but this is separate from the cultural tradition of a honeymoon trip. " and then begins listing vacation destinations. wtf

wow this is a stupid AI summary

and last but not least, for the prompts "slash" and "bone" (count the slashes in the relationship tags, think about all the boning that's happening in the fic), and also for Wei Wuxian's birthday

MDZS, wwx/everyone(almost), rated E, 1 hr 43 min

archiveofourown.org/collections/...

YouTube video by Philip Chase Tigana by Guy Gavriel Kay, with Evan from The Nerdwriter (spoiler free and with spoilers)

omg. i'm watching this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy4O... , a 90 minute discussion of Tigana (EXCELLENT BOOK, HIGHLY RECOMMEND) and they just said something that made me go "Brandin of Ygrath ~= Xue Yang". Disproportionate vengeance: a whole culture (sect) for the personal loss of a son (a finger)

It was super fun to read! Thanks for writing it

for the prompt "blood"

Guardian, weilan, blood drinking, rated E, 24 min

archiveofourown.org/works/73123791

for the prompt "hysteric":

DCU, Tim Drake & Pamela Isley, nonconsensual body mod, rated T, 18 min

archiveofourown.org/works/72615201

for the prompt "apparition":

MDZS/TGCF crossover, lwj is haunted by an apparition of wwx, meets hua cheng, hopeful ending, 19 min, rated T

archiveofourown.org/works/73123851

for the prompt "devour":

OFMD, Ed/Izzy, it'd be cannibalism except Izzy isn't human (he doesn't eat Ed), rated M, 20 min

archiveofourown.org/works/73123991

For the prompt "flesh":

Original work, spontaneous body changes, unrated, 56 seconds

archiveofourown.org/works/72965766

For the prompt "beast":

Original work, Human/Werebear, meeting in a bar, rated T, 4:46

archiveofourown.org/works/72965631

For the prompt "soul":

Supernatural, Castiel/Dean/Sam, nonconsensual body mod (via consensual sex), 5:58, rated M

archiveofourown.org/works/72965406

For the prompt "knife":

Silmarillion, Maedhros and Sauron, psychological torture via geology (yes, really), 20:34, rated M

archiveofourown.org/works/72965116

2025 Pod-O-Ween podfics!

(assorted fandoms and ratings, level of horror also varies)

Not to mention how terrible people are at estimating ages. My kid starting being told she was too old for halloween at about age 9 because she's tall

You don't know. Just give them a piece of candy and stfu.

Swedish National Maritime and Transport Museums

maybe it was only two. i definitely visited Vrak and the Vasa; not sure whether i also went to the Maritime Museum

www.smtm.se/en

when i was in stockholm in 2022, i went to a shipwreck museum (actually i went to three, if you count the Vasa) and they had audio from the radio calls of the wreck of the Estonia. harrowing

@ripeteeth.bsky.social i feel like you might have opinions about this
and maybe a theory as to why the bottles might be exploding