BONEBURGER

Wip, front-facing portrait of Salix, an androgynous looking black tiefling man. His hair is tied back, rather than in his usual frohawk style.

pathetic dog christmas ornament. i think he's quite beautiful and brave

Godzilla vs. Hedorah
(Official 18x24 Poster)
@bottlenecknyc.bsky.social

(for this redraw trend thats been going around)

bsky.app/profile/dael...

happy valentines day AND ☝️ horse year
great time to dust off my pink idiot and put him on display

Bowuigi 🧡💚

Sloppy edit of the autism to autism communication meme, where two "autism creature"/"tbh"s stand next to eachother with a colourful aura between their heads, accompanied by text reading "autism to autism communication" and "autism to autism conversation". Each instance of the word autism has been scratched out and replaced with victim.

Picture of my cat, a short-haired calico tabby, where I'm holding her ears back to make her look like a little alien AND her tongue is out. She's incredibly small and looks so so stupid.

and one more thing,

Screenshot of a discord chat, message from me reading "ive been picturing. two panel comic, dads au, first panel Salix's mother is playing with/reading to/otherwise bonding with their daughter, second panel Salix is looking at the two of them like this" followed by a picture of Dennis from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia looking so so full of hatred, and then another message that reads "you know. he is experiencing that cold rage that you feel toward a parent who fucked you up for life with their neglect and now that you no longer need them to be better they are. but it just looks like he's trying to kill her with his mind while she is doing nothing wrong."

btw, someone remind me to actually make this once I've finished the boys' new ref sheets
its so beautiful in my mind and would not take long but i Need. to stop starting new things.

Cleaned sketch of dads au Solar and Salix being sickeningly loving and intimate as usual. Salix is visibly pregnant, wearing an oversized button-up with the sleeves rolled up and no pants. He's leaning back against Solar, who's similarly half-dressed and stands behind him holding his belly and looking up at him joyous and loveful style. Salix looks back at him with a more subdued expression of contentment, holding the end of Solar's tail in one hand. This is tmpreg, btw.

whatever. go my mpreg

1988 honda prelude

thank you!

Sketch of animal crossing villager Solar & Salix, Solar is picking Salix up and licking his face while Salix laughs. He is so ticklish and his husband is exploiting his weakness, it's actually quite sinister if you think abt it.

despite everything, these animals continue to be gay

thank you, i do think I'm at least a decent client... i try, anyway.
probs should've been pushier in that instance, but oh well, it's over now, thank god

Multiple angles of a ceramic sculpture of a tiny sphinx against a white background, only a bit over an inch or 2.5 centimeters long. They're standing, head slightly raised. It has a silly, happy expression. Its brown body is densely packed with black stripes, contrasted by white wings, white tummy, and a white star on the nape of its neck.

a tiny sphinx with equally tiny riddles (sold)! #ceramics

The same ceramic sphinx in the last post now digitally illustrated. In the top panel it sits with a giant grin, speaking. The text reads "A man in a car saw a golden door, a silver door, and a bronze door. Which door did he open first? The car door!" Bottom left it goes flying through the air, mouth open in a snarl. The text reads "Riddle failed! (Mind you they are the size of a kitten, don't worry about it). Bottom right shows them curled up on their back, blissfully relaxed, eyes closed for a nap. The text reads "Two minutes later". Scattered throughout the illusration are three small, simple doodles, looking up in wonder at a flowering plant, on its back, legs sticking straight up with a frustrated expression, and the last one; tail high with a happy smile.

I've been so tickled after making the ceramic sphinx in my last post that I couldn't help but draw them for some fun this weekend :)

Salix and Solar, my OCs, as animal crossing villagers. Solar is a lion (with a few liberties taken from the in-game nose and mane sculpts) he has a light orange body with a subtle more vibrant gradient on his paws, an orange mane/beard, thick brows, closed smiley eyes with winged eyeliner, two moles on his left cheek, and little tusks poking out from his smiling mouth. He's giving a friendly greeting wave. Salix is a deer, he has a dark purplish grey body, 2 sets of dark horns that twist into a vague angular heart shape, a heart shaped nose, tired looking bright yellow eyes with prominent lower lashes, dark circles, and dark, oily upper lids. He's holding his hands (hooves) together in front of his chest and casting his gaze down and to the right. They're each shown with one shirt type outfit (fully open red button up with a gold chain for Solar, white dress shirt with black vest and dark red cravat for Salix), one longer outfit (a deep blue toga type thing with a gold and red-brown belt for Solar, and a white victorian style labcoat with black buttons for Salix), and unclothed (Solar has a tuft of chest fur, and Salix has horizontal scars on his legs and arms) Theres a little info card to the side of either of them, stating their species, personality types (Solar is Lazy, Salix is Cranky), and birthdays/zodiac signs (Solar is a leo, go figure, born on august 1st, and Salix is an aquarius born on January 28th)

[hits them with the animal crossing beam]

Salix: clean chemical smells, broadly, as well as gin, fennel, sage, evergreens, that earthy "spring" smell, blood and red game meats

Solar: citrus, particularly oranges, warm, baking type spices and sweet/spicy sauces, just in general, honey, smoke, tiger balm, and sweat.

ykno, i continued to be polite to them, but i was so over it. i honestly feel like i should've just told them not to bother finishing it at that point, since there were already multiple other instances of them fucking up very obvious design aspects prior + i was kinda... afraid to talk to them -_-'

yuuuup.
and being an annoying, difficult to please client is like, my nightmare. i'm sure that I'm way more apologetic and grovely than i ought to be whenever i ask for an edit, and i avoid doing it if i think I'm not in my rights to. but even *I* was like. this is 100% Not on me. please be fr.

good thing I'm way over feeling like i have to cover them up atp (honestly i think they look cool), if i were even a little insecure about it that shit would fuck me up SO bad. as it is it just pisses me off crazy style

YEAH.
and Salix's SH scars are very directly modeled after my own, so it feels extra bad to have someone essentially airbrush out one of my own features to make the art that i am paying them to create more palatable. like. come on, man.

there is a DEDICATED HAND REFERENCE on the sheet that shows the wedding ring and is readable from the THUMBNAIL. you don't even need to open the image to see it and you've still managed to miss it

then to ask, when i point out that it's missing, "what finger is it on?"
bro.

dog, the scars are plainly visible AND noted as essential on the ref sheet AND specifically mentioned in the initial request.
there's no excuse to have missed them at all, let alone posted the scarless version publically, (and kept it up even after making the edit to add them)

shadow the hedgehog is surrounded by hearts and says good morning Alt: Picmix featuring shadow the hedgehog on a background of flowers and a clear blue sky with two different "good morning" gifs to his side

this morning i am remembering a bafflingly dogshit commission experience from last year and once again feeling insane about it

Pixel drawing of a man throwing up, bracing himself against a wall, captioned "me remembering how i was nice when i should have straight up killed them

E

now, SOLAR, meanwhile, just knows he's drop dead gorgeous.
it's really that simple. no "covering up insecurity by pretending to love oneself" here, his confidence is 100% genuine and pure.
loud, too! which is itself very attractive, or very grating, depending on who you are.

the attention, once he recognizes it, does help, but i think even at his most confident it'd be more of an "I'm appealing in certain aspects, if a bit odd looking" situation.
for him, knowing that someone else (Solar) thinks he's beautiful is the main thing.