Ben Whitmen

Garbs, buddy. Nothing about any of this is “fast”. You’re at ***BEST*** a year late on capitalizing on the biggest soccer event in this country. The one we knew about for a decade. I don’t think anyone is afraid of you going too fast.

That’s Sabrina Carpenter

Musing on Slow Horses, Hyperobjects, and Stuffed Crust Pizza We’ve been watching Slow Horses, a British spy show about a group of screw-up MI5 agents, headed by a burnt out, flatulent Gary Oldman.

"'Slow Horses' is a show about cowards, knaves, scoundrels, and drunks. And they’re the good guys. It’s also about karma. The unfortunate habit our past regrettable actions have of boomeranging onto our future selves." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/musing-on-...

You used to think that it was so easy
You used to say that it was so easy

h/t @phat7deuce.bsky.social

hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors

@hfdathletic.bsky.social GK Antony Siaha, making friends and influencing people after his three-save shutout.

(Did I mention this was a rivalry? They're going to play again next Saturday for first in their #USLJagermeisterCup group.) #USLonCBS #ElClamico

me and the boys are gonna endorse each other on LinkedIn later if you wanna come thru

I’m actually a pretty chill dude, and I’ll sue anyone who says otherwise

Do they play two halves of extra time in the final?

Me when I see anything Concacaf

Preach

this summer has made it oh-so-clear that christian pulisic should not be taking set pieces for the usmnt

We have to get back to winning the fight first, and then we can worry about beating them at soccer. The other forwards who've gotten a chance haven't done that.

Agyemang did today.

A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again

A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again
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Shut up bitch

If this goal is scored in any other league, we wouldn't stop seeing it on our timelines. A beauty from Celio Pompeu! ⤴️ #AllForCity

Copy, paste, paste, paste.
#stl
#zoneforpeoplestl

Why don’t billionaires do cool shit like fund a U.S. Open Cup whip around show.

In brief: USL is just as soulless as MLS is, at times. This is America, baby. The leagues aren’t the problem, capitalism is.

On the ground here in 🇯🇲, where Lionel Messi's Inter Miami is set to play Cavalier FC in Concacaf play tomorrow. Tickets are still available for as little as $20.

I'm struck by the fact that you could fly from FLL to Kingston and see Messi play — and you'd possibly pay less than you would at home.

A classic

Preach!

And the second:

Josh Sargent with a brace today! #STLSoccer

Here's the first:

huuuuuugeeee fans of the new profile pic

Mauricio Pochettino's answer about his discussion with Diego Luna about his broken nose cracked up the entire panel 😂

In case you’ve ever wondered how much taller Peter Crouch is than Tyler Adams…