Jess

I can’t find you on insta and threads anymore? Is it just a glitch or are you gone? 🥺

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☑ obsessed with fictional men that are written by women 🫠🫠

Yes winter has snuggly blankets and cozy vibes but reading in a summer breeze 👌🫠

Ofc bestie 🫶🫶🫶

I preordered today too! 🫡🫡🫡

But I don’t have the tenacity to be funny twice

I just saw a post on Facebook start with ‘Convicted Rapist Mark Zuckerberg….’ Let’s see how long this no fact checking lasts.

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Keith Wasserman: Does anyone have access to private firefighters to protect our home in Pacific Palisades? Need to act fast here. All neighbors houses burning. Will pay any amount. Thank you.

“Will pay any amount.”

Feels like one of those futile pleas we’re going to hear from wealthy people more and more in the era of climate change.

Ofc you did ❤️❤️❤️

I actually think I stacked the group with dorks 😆 myself included

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Ofc!!!

I made this starter pack a little while ago and it probably needs updating but i realized i never shared it. It has the booksky 📚 💙 feed in it
go.bsky.app/4mQT2e8

Clay Chapman was like, No way Greene this book ain't for you, and I was like, yeah right, and went straight out and bought it!! F*** you, Clay! Everyone go buy a copy and help me STICK IT TO THE MAN! (And by Clay I mean @claymcleod.bsky.social)

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How long do you think Zuckerberg will let us keep doing this for? 😂

Hey Siri, how do you politely tell someone to get a fucking library card?

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I just want to move to an isolated cabin in the words where all I do is sleep and try to get through my TBR. Oh and a chef prepares all my meals but I never see them or have to make small talk with them.

I will not be taking part in the ‘all the books you purchased this year’ challenge.
I prefer denial, tyvm.

It’s time I came clean- I was the first person in history to ever let out a breath I didn’t know I was holding.

Need!

Oh I’m sorry I drew your attention to it- it wasn’t worth reading. They commented the most ridiculous thing on one of my friends posts!

I wanna be where the book people are

Oooooo 👀

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Your replies are a WHOLE thing.

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Should I add ‘reads a lot but still grammatically challenged’ to my bio?