my ophthalmologist giving me the results that show I am still 20/20 whilst drunk and/hor high:
09.11.2025 07:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@octogonal.bsky.social
Calgary π¨π¦ Resist | sincere satire | #RightToDie | #LazyAndProud
my ophthalmologist giving me the results that show I am still 20/20 whilst drunk and/hor high:
09.11.2025 07:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD-S...
my double vision always seems to get the best of me
#Music #Rock
Diplopia opens so many doors
09.11.2025 06:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0name one person you know irl who gives a fuck what
Bill Kristol thinks
why not? definitely didn't have it actually affecting reality
09.11.2025 06:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0the Saudi Arabian boomerang did in fact come back
09.11.2025 05:57 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sometimes I know I hurt you so
But I could never let you go
Good God!
- James Brown
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU0d...
#Soul #Funk #Disco
With you beside me, girl
Your love to guide me, girl
And out of this whole wide world
I got you, oh
I got you
I got you
Will John Frusciante ever tour again? Solo, that is
09.11.2025 05:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0mf overdosed on Ozempic to be able to fit into that tux
09.11.2025 03:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I can confirm that the can is now fully-cracked and that its' liquid is being diverted downstream, from the esophagus and eventually towards the liver
09.11.2025 03:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0me after half-cracking a half-litre can of Hollandia Super Strong beer
09.11.2025 03:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i put on three different hairbands at once
are any European fashion houses hiring?
Yes, one question:
are water temps still comfortable during a Florida Freeze?
Meet gen X: middle-aged, enraged and radicalised by internet bile | Gaby Hinsliff
07.11.2025 06:39 β π 115 π 29 π¬ 25 π 24bro hasn't seen Trump's polling with Gen X π€£
π€‘π© insanity
imagine having a monopoly on a sport in Canada+USA and still fucking it up
08.11.2025 23:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0has anyone heard from Major League Soccer, #MLS, since their deal with Apple TV?
08.11.2025 23:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0a Rouge to open scoring in the CFL Western Final
could it be the last?
he boomed you x4
08.11.2025 21:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0are you parodying a drunk Philadelphian? idgi
08.11.2025 21:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0either way, thank you for keeping the discourse going
08.11.2025 02:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We could not do any better, John -- especially given the fact that you gave us our preferred spelling of 'favourite'.
08.11.2025 00:40 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Darryl Strawberry? We talkin' about Darryl Strawberry? You kidding me?
08.11.2025 00:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0eat is a more effective three-letter word
08.11.2025 00:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0also looking for enlightenment re: US physicians denying reproductive care
07.11.2025 23:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Feel my fists push black holes through your bitch ass decor
Spit it back like a whore and make you shit your fucking drawers
I guess this was the post
#NoRegrets
I can't even remember what I did, but it's an honour, I guess π€·ββοΈ
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