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@octogonal.bsky.social

Calgary πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Resist | sincere satire | #RightToDie | #LazyAndProud

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a bald man wearing a blue shirt is looking at the camera ALT: a bald man wearing a blue shirt is looking at the camera

my ophthalmologist giving me the results that show I am still 20/20 whilst drunk and/hor high:

09.11.2025 07:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Foreigner - Double Vision (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by RHINO Foreigner - Double Vision (Official Music Video)

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my double vision always seems to get the best of me
#Music #Rock

09.11.2025 07:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Diplopia opens so many doors

09.11.2025 06:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

name one person you know irl who gives a fuck what
Bill Kristol thinks

09.11.2025 06:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

why not? definitely didn't have it actually affecting reality

09.11.2025 06:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the Saudi Arabian boomerang did in fact come back

09.11.2025 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes I know I hurt you so
But I could never let you go

09.11.2025 05:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good God!
- James Brown

09.11.2025 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
MAZE - Live in New Orleans: November 15, 1980
YouTube video by Servant2All MAZE - Live in New Orleans: November 15, 1980

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#Soul #Funk #Disco
With you beside me, girl
Your love to guide me, girl
And out of this whole wide world
I got you, oh
I got you
I got you

09.11.2025 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Will John Frusciante ever tour again? Solo, that is

09.11.2025 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

mf overdosed on Ozempic to be able to fit into that tux

09.11.2025 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can confirm that the can is now fully-cracked and that its' liquid is being diverted downstream, from the esophagus and eventually towards the liver

09.11.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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an older man is holding a ring in his hand and asking why shouldn 't i . ALT: an older man is holding a ring in his hand and asking why shouldn 't i .

me after half-cracking a half-litre can of Hollandia Super Strong beer

09.11.2025 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i put on three different hairbands at once
are any European fashion houses hiring?

09.11.2025 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, one question:
are water temps still comfortable during a Florida Freeze?

09.11.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Meet gen X: middle-aged, enraged and radicalised by internet bile | Gaby Hinsliff Who is driving the populist insurgency? It’s not grumpy pensioners or vulnerable teenagers – it’s my generation, says Guardian columnist Gaby Hinsliff

Meet gen X: middle-aged, enraged and radicalised by internet bile | Gaby Hinsliff

07.11.2025 06:39 β€” πŸ‘ 115    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 24

bro hasn't seen Trump's polling with Gen X 🀣
πŸ€‘πŸ’© insanity

09.11.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

imagine having a monopoly on a sport in Canada+USA and still fucking it up

08.11.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

has anyone heard from Major League Soccer, #MLS, since their deal with Apple TV?

08.11.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

a Rouge to open scoring in the CFL Western Final
could it be the last?

08.11.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

he boomed you x4

08.11.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

are you parodying a drunk Philadelphian? idgi

08.11.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

either way, thank you for keeping the discourse going

08.11.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We could not do any better, John -- especially given the fact that you gave us our preferred spelling of 'favourite'.

08.11.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Darryl Strawberry? We talkin' about Darryl Strawberry? You kidding me?

08.11.2025 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

eat is a more effective three-letter word

08.11.2025 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

also looking for enlightenment re: US physicians denying reproductive care

07.11.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Feel my fists push black holes through your bitch ass decor
Spit it back like a whore and make you shit your fucking drawers

07.11.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I guess this was the post
#NoRegrets

07.11.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I can't even remember what I did, but it's an honour, I guess πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

07.11.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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