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Jonathan Woodard

@woodardj.bsky.social

Software Engineering Leader Board Game Designer: Potemkin Empire, Time Chase Video Game Developer: Galactic Impact www.galacticimpact.com

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I know an elaborate viral marketing campaign for the upcoming season of "Lupin" when I see one.

19.10.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Only downside is that some street somewhere is currently missing its protection from being used as car storage πŸ˜‚

18.10.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Upon hearing this story, my friend Dennis pointed out that perhaps I'd not done a great job explaining the EC, since America has #NoKings. Let's send these weirdos packing ASAP.

18.10.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Christmas 2016, my wife and I got drunk with a bunch of Swedish metalheads we had just met at in a Stockholm bar.

On of them designated me "King of America" for detailing why the Electoral College was responsible for the recent catastrophe.

So I'm feeling a little attacked with the protests today.

18.10.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Isn’t the fucker in the painting advocating AGAINST rebuilding a SCHOOL that burned down???

18.10.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Crazy world!

17.10.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I talked @coreyyoung.bsky.social into going!

17.10.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d say based on the ratings the designer’s other titles have garnered, I’d say there’s very little risk of this game giving too many people the wrong impression of archaeology.

17.10.2025 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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17.10.2025 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

9th between Portland and North next, please 😁

16.10.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did… her parents name her after what I think they named her after? 🧐

15.10.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Car culture with a dusting of NIMBYism

15.10.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Software engineer salaries are going to be crazy high after the LLM companies spend years enabling everyone to create mountains of technical debt then go bankrupt.

14.10.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 340    πŸ” 78    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 4

Space is gonna pay

14.10.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Haribo 🀣

13.10.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

An authoritarian would have gotten the Public Option done with only 59 Senators.

13.10.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Many don’t!

12.10.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Cars spend 95% of their lifetime parked, taking up valuable space in our cities that could be used for something more useful.

12.10.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And still require storage at both ends of a trip

12.10.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Flish

11.10.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(I’m still holding out a dream for some kind of Vehicle-Weight-Miles-based fee for transportation funding, but that’s a state-level thing obviously)

10.10.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice job!

10.10.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

don’t u mean gnumbers

10.10.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are we about to get a front row seat to history with a modern Schism/Reformation as all the MAGAs who recently found Catholicism race for the door?

09.10.2025 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

smol bean

08.10.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1861-1864

08.10.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œDriving ON California” is a fantastic phrasing choice πŸ˜…

08.10.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI’ll worry about it when my Heroku bill is > a full time DevOps salary” is my usual reply on that kind of pushback 🀣

02.10.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve spent the last two weeks in Scandinavia, where drivers know and respect their proper place as #4 on the road hierarchy and man this hits.

02.10.2025 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œMost ambitious crossover of all time” etc etc

01.10.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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