yuki

Don't know who needs to hear this, but

Unclench your jaw

Let your shoulders drop

Liquefy all your connective tissue for the nutrients

Slither bonelessly off your chair

Wick yourself up the walls through capillary action

Envelop the room

Become a new god

Become a new god

honestly? i kinda prefer it

bluesky really out here doing the geminis a solid

Has anyone under the age of 30 ever been to a Rocky Horror live show. Are they worried about getting new blood in those or have they just stopped doing them

it’ll get there… ages from now 💀

Woman making "ick" face at Buying plastic skulls and skeletons for Halloween Woman making "hmmm, good idea" face at Using natural and compostable billionaire bones

Do it for the environment.

i was born to make every computer mentally ill and gay and i’ve been trying my best since the dial-up days

i’m not worried about them selling my tweets to train AI models cuz i’ve always wanted to give a computer mental illnesses

i love this app because it’s another site where i can be unhinged as hell and subject the general public to inane ramblings like some batshit old man on a city centre soapbox in the 1800s

fujocat gang gang

this is a very you-coded first post

i’ve been here for five minutes and i haven’t made a post about changbin yet, sorry lemme fix that:

tweet reading gf sat on my face too hard and broke my nech pls send prayers for my speedy recovery over a picture of someone looking very happy while wearing a neck brace

headline reading man gives blowjob to 10 inch penis and ends up in the ER with a ruptured airway featuring an image of a very jolly looking fella

wlw mlm solidarity

ALFKSKFKSF PLS

i gotchu fam 🤝

don’t worry i think my cats can drive

but i AM gay

so are you because you’re friends with me 🫵🏼

sup dorks