dana⁷☆:*:･｡

Screenshot of a tumblr post (?) that reads “can you come collect your freak of a man please. He's doing things”

Hey 👏Hobi-biases?? 👏 HELLO?? 👏

I’ve been saying it for Y E A R S but you will pry the Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and stubborn hands 😑

NONE!!!! NONE TIGERS!!!!

We are not hunter-gathering, nervous system!! There are NO LIONS in the grass!! Can u just CHILL OUT!!!

Once again, I am having a fight with my dirtbag nervous system about a Good Thing NOT being Mortal Peril in disguise, actually

I’m sorry it’s been so hard, my friend. You’re not alone, both in the sense of “people care a lot about you” and “yeah that place sounds familiar, I see you” kind of way.

🫂🫂🫂

First Yoongi photo I ever saved 🥹

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thank you for the yoonfi 🥹

💜💜💜💜💜💜💜🫂🫂🫂🫂

a man in a white t-shirt is dancing on a stage with purple lights behind him Alt: Jimin hugging another member (so sorry to them but I can’t quite tell who it is on a potato quality gif)

Glad to hear you’re ok!!

Alas!! 😩

Probably gonna go with a linocut presentation instead, which is perhaps the cowards way out, but alas

Her kids are in their 20s and everyone is nerdy and cool but like I do not think they are prepared to be faced with me frothing at the mouth about this 😭

I have three days until I visit long distance bestie, I have that long to decide if I have the audacity to make an unhinged jikook PowerPoint and show it at the PowerPoint night we’re going to do (major caveat: in front of her family)

🫂🫂🫂🫂💜💜💜💜💜 !!!!

fanfiction moodboard with 9 photos in a grid. top row, L to R: a photo of multiple skeins of pink yarn in different shades, a photo of yoongi looking down in a pale pink sweater with dark mid-length hair, various pink and purple crochet hooks laying on a surface with a pink skein of yarn in the background. middle row: hands crocheting, pictured from above, a crochet hook with yarn on it in the shape of a heart, a close up of yoongi's veiny hand grabbing his jean-clad ankle (help). bottom row: white, blue and pink yarn with 3 crochet hooks laying on top, Seokjin in a pink cardigan making a cute pouty face, multiple balls of yarn in varying pastel colors.

can't help that i'm sew hooked on you squishwrites (caterwhy) Summary: “His hands are so beautiful, Jimin-ah,” Seokjin laments. “I don't know what to do. His voice is like…I don't know, a gravelly road? But in a good way? A very well-maintained country road. Just bumpy enough to put you to sleep nicely.” “Hyung,” Jimin says. “Is your problem the crocheting, or the fact that you have a crush on the YouTube crochet guy?” * or, Seokjin definitely has a crush on the YouTube crochet guy, and he's going to do something about it.

can't help that i'm sew hooked on you
yoonjin | rated T | 2.7k

🧶 yg is a crochet youtuber
🧶 sj needs serious help
🧶 crochet-related puns and innuendo
🧶 this is extremely silly pls enjoy

archiveofourown.org/works/72661951

Lovely 💕

🫂🫂🫂

If this sounds like a good time here’s the link, tell my girl Ameelia that I said hi

www.tiktok.com/@eel_feels?_...

Idk what it says abt my mental health that one of the loadbearing supports of my sanity right now is a TikTok account from NZ that posts daily videos where they go check a creek in their backyard for eels and everyone in the comments gets very excited about our favorite eels showing up

*they being other people, also in the room 😅

I can imitate a cat purr sound so accurately that if there is an actual cat in the room they typically wont realize it’s me making the sound instead.

Chilling!! I’ll have to add it to the “arsenal”

I get to visit my long distance, non-kpop fan best friend soon and I have half a mind to show her GCF Tokyo completely sans context and ask her what she thinks it means

If you lined up the members from most to least flirty he’d be dead second to last (Seokjin is last) but if it was most to least genuinely, deeply romantic he’d be jostling with Jungkook for first place, I just know it.

Ohh I could gnaw through sheetrock thinking about Yoongi’s romantic streak

He wanted to leave us with nice things….acts-of-service motherfucker [affectionate] that he is…

Me, recovering people-pleaser, using “best” instead of “sincerely” to sign off on an email I’m feeling annoyed about (where I haven’t used a single exclamation point):

haha that’ll show them! 😈

a gray kitten is walking on a bed . Alt: a tiny gray kitten toddling along on a bed .

hahahahaha it’s so true, plsss the mental image!!