Marshall Skare

No thanks. The country doesn’t need another participant in a pedophile ring running it.

They care about the economy, but only when it affects them directly.

And rapes women

Big thanks to the Tea Party libertarians for being a convenient vector for Russia psy ops to take hold in the early 2000s. Thanks a lot!

Why would anyone have turned to WaPo for sports coverage in the first place?

I think the NFL is done helping New England now, so Seattle has a chance. Unless there’s some compelling story for the Patriots (or instructions from the White House) that I’m not aware of.

It’s disheartening to see Linus Torvalds and Proton Mail on the list

Trump should have never made it out of the primaries. My heart sank when I heard he won New Hampshire.

The crucial thing for the CEOs will be to preserve shareholder value. That will require them to be extraordinarily brave and clever. /s

IMA FIRIN MAH LAZUH

BLARRRRRRGH

Love this. So is B I G B O I spending his days putting his knuckles in your eye?

Instructions unclear. Voted for Reagan as a write-in

I am introducing the Cut It Out And This Time I Really Mean It bill. It provides an additional $57 billion to the murder goons but they will agree to wear business casual Monday through Thursday and if they do any murders they have to put a dollar in this jar.

Here is my surprised face :|

i feel like this instagram reel gets truer every day

He’s been a douche since at least the late 90s

An unusually humane take given Souhan’s normal tone

No it isn’t.

AWRIGHT! COME ON!

The case of Ivermectin should be there on Thursday for him

One good thing is the NRA is having to sell assets now to continue their operations. Hopefully they’ll run out of money soon.