Josh Valentine

Each time you hear “half the country voted for him,” please remember this is demonstrably wrong. 31.6% of voters put him back in office. Some moved on, some will be stupid forever. There was never a mandate and he’s always been a terrorist.

Pam Bondi hates America, hates herself, and is a smug, traitorous, lying idiot.

Men: If you want to know precisely and exactly how NOT to be a man — or even a human being — then watch Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth's speech from Quantico yesterday.

We’re being ruled by the tackiest, ugliest, and most unfuckable and vile cretins on the planet who’ve managed to calculatingly implement nearly all of #Project2025 (which includes invading blue cities) without ANYONE attempting to stop them.

“This show is not important. What is important is that we get to live in a country that allows us to have a show like this.” — @jimmykimmel.com, @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social, September 23, 2025

#Trump at the UN yesterday: “If you don’t get away from this green scam, your country is going to fail. I’m really good at predicting things. They actually said during the campaign, they had a hat: 'Trump Was Right About Everything.' And I don’t say that in a braggadocious way, but it’s true.” 🫨

Tomorrow I hope #Kimmel rips into Trump more than he’s ever done before.

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What we’ve learned in the past few months: every single thing a #Trump supporter has ever said or posted publicly is total and complete bullshit. All lies, for 10 straight years. They hate #freespeech. They love censorship. Have a great Saturday.

Always.

His best work.

Social media has forever poisoned the truth landscape. #HowardStern — The King Of All Media — isn’t going anywhere. 🙌🏼 www.instagram.com/reel/DOV7qoM...

A sitting president threatening an American city, where Americans live, with a military attack. A disgraceful, shameful cunt — and the most vile and grotesque person who has ever lived. Shame on any idiot who supports this scumbag felon rapist.

Yes, real. A sitting president threatening an American city, where Americans live, with a military attack. As George said: a fucking psycho. A disgraceful, shameful c*nt — and the most vile and grotesque person who has ever lived. Shame on any idiot who supports this scumbag felon rapist.

Loser who fell ass-end into two presidencies and was besties with THE foremost sex trafficking pedophiles wants to silence the victims speaking out and openly threatening politicians if they don’t help him cover up his role in said sex crimes. What did I miss?

There was a[n intentional], unplanned military flyover during the #Epstein victims’ press conference outside the Capitol this morning. We are being ruled by PURE EVIL. Eject this piece of shit.

We knew. We ALL knew. But the idiots didn’t. And some did, but didn’t care. And they still don’t. A decade later, and one empty shell of a being — the most malignant narcissist probably in history — has had the ability to destroy pretty much everything. #trump

Thank you, @mediumboi.bsky.social. Pure gold.

#RFKJr

We are where we are because the dumbest and most gullible people on the planet voted for unskilled sycophants who are obsessed with what goes on in bathrooms, who assault women, need to cheat to win, and don’t give a shit if their voters live or die.

In a world of Chuck Schumer strongly worded letters, be a #GavinNewsom trolling Trump tweet. 🔥

On Gaza We want our audience to know where we stand.

The root of #U2 music, for 49 years — and within a majority of the lyrics — is the plight of social injustice. These four statements — written collectively and separately as a band — continues U2’s path of speaking out on the atrocities of human rights. 🙌🏼☮️ www.u2.com/news/title/o...

30 years gone. Thank you, #JerryGarcia. 🥀

Why we go. Thank you, Dead & Company. Thank you, San Francisco. Thank you, #GratefulDead. #GD60 🌉

It’s Jerry Day. The legacy still intact. HBD JG.

#SouthPark never misses. Do yourself a favor and watch the Season 27 premiere, in which Donald Trump, his little p*nis, Satan, Cartman, and Jesus have some conflicts of interest. Trey and Matt continue to make Colorado proud. 🟡🔵🟠🟢

Each day gets worse for Trump and his #Epstein scandal and I am here for it. Finish him.

If you say you love #OzzyOsbourne but don’t know No More Tears, then you don’t know #Ozzy. This wasn’t a comeback; but a resurrection. Every track is gold on this masterpiece. If you’ve never heard it front to back, tonight’s the night. RIP to the Prince Of Darkness. Loved by many, matched by none.

Mike Johnson — closeted self-loathing homophobe — instructed Republicans to refuse to do their jobs for the rest of the summer so they can cover up the American president’s involvement in the activities of a dead pedophile sex trafficker.

what fucking freaks