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Managing editor of http://wonkette.com, executive editor/proprietor of The Moral High Ground (SUBSCRIBE HERE: http://evanhurst.substack.com) Southern, dog person, lover of music and food. Bless your heart.

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Actor Dean Cain, who played Superman in the '90s, reveals he joined ICE Dean Cain, who starred in "Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman," made a recruitment video for the agency Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

And here you thought Dean Cain couldn’t figure out new ways to be a pussy www.usatoday.com/story/entert...

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β€œHe never did anything *I* wouldn’t do,” said Ghislaine, laughing.

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β€œOther things.”

It’s important to remember that he literally doesn’t know anything about anything. He doesn’t know what he did with Operation Warp Speed, or that it involved mRNA vaccines. He doesn’t know what an mRNA vaccine is.

He’s a stupid, senile man who wanders around on the roof.

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Trump’s best living child rapist friend says she never saw him do anything she wouldn’t do

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Desperate ICE Barbie Drops Age Limit For New Agents - Joe.My.God. Just in via press release: U.S. Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem today announced U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) will waive age limits for new applicants so even mo...

Is there anybody in the Trump administration who isn't trying to lower age limits in one way or another? www.joemygod.com/2025/08/desp...

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James Comer Sends Epstein Subpoenas To Bill And Hillary And Comey And Mueller And Nana And Big Bird And Jesus But not Alex Acosta, the former Trump official who gave Jeffrey Epstein that sweetheart deal. Huh!

James Comer Sends Epstein Subpoenas To Bill And Hillary And Comey And Mueller And Nana And Big Bird And Jesus
www.wonkette.com/p/james-come...

By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com

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The grain of salt to take this with is that Ghislaine Maxwell trafficked and raped kids, so her value for "concerning" might not be totally on the level.

Also she's a known liar. Who wants a pardon from Trump.

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He’ll do anything to convince us a 14 year-old is an adult, won’t he

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ICE Nazis Kidnap Episcopal Priest's Daughter, Release Her, Probably Are Mad She Didn't Say 'Thank You' Screaming at these people works.

ICE Nazis Kidnap Episcopal Priest's Daughter, Release Her, Probably Are Mad She Didn't Say 'Thank You' www.wonkette.com/p/ice-nazis-...

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Comer Subpoenas Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Robert Mueller, Bill Barr, Loretta Lynch, Eric Holder, & Others - Joe.My.God. Fox News reports: The House Oversight Committee has subpoenaed former President Bill Clinton and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton for testimony regarding Jeffrey Epstein, Fox News Digital has...

And Big Bird and Jesus

www.joemygod.com/2025/08/come...

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On our lead story tonight:

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Between this one and Bongino, it’s a real brain trust.

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When I say don’t mess with Texas women, I’m talking about State Rep. Jolanda Jones.

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The whole point of Republican gerrymandering since the 1960s has been to steal Congress from non-white voters.

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Feel like its a bad sign about the health of the republic that Pritzker has to talk about TX Dems like they’re the Polish government-in-exile in London

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Did You Know Nashville Doesn't Have Congressional Representation? No, really.

Hey Democrats, time to gerrymander like Republicans do! You can use what Republicans did to Nashville as a handy guide!

I wrote last year all about how that worked.

evanhurst.substack.com/p/did-you-kn...

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Just use the Tennessee map as a model, Dems should replicate what the GOP did to Nashville in every blue state.

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Texas House Dems response to Abbott mailchi.mp/texashousede...

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On camera please

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John Fetterman: Trump is absolutely winning the trade war. I'm a huge fan of Bill Maher, he's one of the oracles for the Democratic Party. He thought that the tariffs we're going to tank the economy, and he acknowledged that they didn't.

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An Overwhelmingly Republican Christian Problem Not drag queens. Not LGBTQ+ people. Not the 'woke.' It's Republicans. It's conservative Christians. It's conservative Christian Republicans.

An Overwhelmingly Republican Christian Problem evanhurst.substack.com/p/an-overwhe...

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But doing things is scary and also they don’t want to!

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Then DO SOMETHING

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Trump fired the Commissioner of Labor Statistics by tweet just now, in case you're wondering about how reliable job numbers might be getting over the next 3.5 years

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trump/bls

trump/bls

Not exactly confidence building for the future of reliable jobs data.

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The stories are daily

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Alan Dershowitz Suing Martha’s Vineyard Farmer's Market Vendor For Tortious Withholding Of Dumpling He kept his panties on the whole time!

Alan Dershowitz Suing Martha’s Vineyard Farmer's Market Vendor For Tortious Withholding Of Dumpling www.wonkette.com/p/alan-dersh...

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How Can Y'all Talk About Trump's Epstein Dementia Confessions In The Middle Of A TSUNAMI WARNING? Piper!

How Can Y'all Talk About Trump's Epstein Dementia Confessions In The Middle Of A TSUNAMI WARNING?
www.wonkette.com/p/how-can-ya...

By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com

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My brother saw it and immediately said β€œthat’s gynecomastia from dudes taking HGH”

I on the other hand said β€œoh look he’s got his dad’s boobs,” because I am a professional political commentator

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