And here you thought Dean Cain couldnβt figure out new ways to be a pussy www.usatoday.com/story/entert...
07.08.2025 02:52 β π 30 π 1 π¬ 3 π 1@evanhurst.substack.com
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And here you thought Dean Cain couldnβt figure out new ways to be a pussy www.usatoday.com/story/entert...
07.08.2025 02:52 β π 30 π 1 π¬ 3 π 1βHe never did anything *I* wouldnβt do,β said Ghislaine, laughing.
07.08.2025 02:50 β π 1 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0βOther things.β
Itβs important to remember that he literally doesnβt know anything about anything. He doesnβt know what he did with Operation Warp Speed, or that it involved mRNA vaccines. He doesnβt know what an mRNA vaccine is.
Heβs a stupid, senile man who wanders around on the roof.
Trumpβs best living child rapist friend says she never saw him do anything she wouldnβt do
06.08.2025 18:53 β π 28 π 5 π¬ 3 π 0Is there anybody in the Trump administration who isn't trying to lower age limits in one way or another? www.joemygod.com/2025/08/desp...
06.08.2025 16:58 β π 19 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0James Comer Sends Epstein Subpoenas To Bill And Hillary And Comey And Mueller And Nana And Big Bird And Jesus
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By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com
The grain of salt to take this with is that Ghislaine Maxwell trafficked and raped kids, so her value for "concerning" might not be totally on the level.
Also she's a known liar. Who wants a pardon from Trump.
Heβll do anything to convince us a 14 year-old is an adult, wonβt he
06.08.2025 04:38 β π 45 π 8 π¬ 1 π 0ICE Nazis Kidnap Episcopal Priest's Daughter, Release Her, Probably Are Mad She Didn't Say 'Thank You' www.wonkette.com/p/ice-nazis-...
05.08.2025 20:27 β π 29 π 10 π¬ 0 π 1And Big Bird and Jesus
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On our lead story tonight:
05.08.2025 02:13 β π 11245 π 2502 π¬ 266 π 96Between this one and Bongino, itβs a real brain trust.
05.08.2025 02:27 β π 24 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0When I say donβt mess with Texas women, Iβm talking about State Rep. Jolanda Jones.
04.08.2025 20:10 β π 7773 π 2175 π¬ 106 π 233The whole point of Republican gerrymandering since the 1960s has been to steal Congress from non-white voters.
05.08.2025 01:52 β π 39 π 14 π¬ 0 π 1Feel like its a bad sign about the health of the republic that Pritzker has to talk about TX Dems like theyβre the Polish government-in-exile in London
04.08.2025 03:36 β π 4112 π 857 π¬ 53 π 21Hey Democrats, time to gerrymander like Republicans do! You can use what Republicans did to Nashville as a handy guide!
I wrote last year all about how that worked.
evanhurst.substack.com/p/did-you-kn...
Just use the Tennessee map as a model, Dems should replicate what the GOP did to Nashville in every blue state.
04.08.2025 06:17 β π 17 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Texas House Dems response to Abbott mailchi.mp/texashousede...
04.08.2025 04:24 β π 309 π 76 π¬ 4 π 18On camera please
03.08.2025 07:18 β π 36 π 10 π¬ 1 π 0John Fetterman: Trump is absolutely winning the trade war. I'm a huge fan of Bill Maher, he's one of the oracles for the Democratic Party. He thought that the tariffs we're going to tank the economy, and he acknowledged that they didn't.
02.08.2025 13:17 β π 93 π 13 π¬ 174 π 138An Overwhelmingly Republican Christian Problem evanhurst.substack.com/p/an-overwhe...
02.08.2025 13:12 β π 37 π 16 π¬ 1 π 1But doing things is scary and also they donβt want to!
02.08.2025 06:44 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Then DO SOMETHING
02.08.2025 06:39 β π 807 π 107 π¬ 33 π 3Trump fired the Commissioner of Labor Statistics by tweet just now, in case you're wondering about how reliable job numbers might be getting over the next 3.5 years
01.08.2025 18:12 β π 1857 π 528 π¬ 72 π 106trump/bls
Not exactly confidence building for the future of reliable jobs data.
01.08.2025 18:20 β π 135 π 29 π¬ 25 π 33The stories are daily
01.08.2025 04:08 β π 20 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Alan Dershowitz Suing Marthaβs Vineyard Farmer's Market Vendor For Tortious Withholding Of Dumpling www.wonkette.com/p/alan-dersh...
31.07.2025 21:46 β π 42 π 10 π¬ 5 π 1How Can Y'all Talk About Trump's Epstein Dementia Confessions In The Middle Of A TSUNAMI WARNING?
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By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com
My brother saw it and immediately said βthatβs gynecomastia from dudes taking HGHβ
I on the other hand said βoh look heβs got his dadβs boobs,β because I am a professional political commentator