Kyle

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#ReleaseTheFiles

Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.

It's hilarious that Pat thinks anybody cares about him on Bluesky. Go grift somewhere else

cannot believe 12 years of my adult will have been in trumps era, exiting this absurd period is going to feel good as fuck

THEM: how can you joke about Kristi Noem being hospitalized for having an allergic reaction

ME: easily

Yawns 🥱

These cosplay accounts for Jack Smith and Robert Mueller are fucking embarrassing to have on Bluesky. Literal blue Maga shit.

You're cosplaying as a guy who quit on the country when things got too tough.

Trans people are human beings, therefore their rights are human rights.

When people tell me 'you have to listen to the voters! the voters are never wrong!' these are the kind of stats I think of.

Every time Nancy Mace speaks, she sounds like the dumbest kid in alternative school.

We are all much closer to being homeless than we are to being a billionaire. It’s important to remember that.

Listen up, young men: stop liking Hitler

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: the UFC is far and away the most nakedly political—and partisan—sport in the U.S. The “shut up and dribble/stick to sports” crowd is unsurprisingly totally silent about it, too.

A scene in the movie Hot Rod.

This is still my favorite movie quote of all time.

I'm starting to see everything as The Onion now.

it might be hard and a long journey but a better world is possible

There's really people on here who are Michael Cohen supporters 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Luckily, it's easy to block the trolls here.

That's why I'm blocking you.

Thanks for posting so I can block him.

*Googles the word "wean" because he's American.*

Buy Xanga next.

The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.

Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

Bro quoted Public Enemy 😂😂😂

Half of my followers are from Scotland. This app is different for sure.

I guess i better educate myself since my education system taught us nothing about Scotland.