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Philosophy Patch Notes, Version 3.79.2 [2025/08/08]:

- Positivism is Negativism now. No one can know anything.
- Due to a merger, Metaphysics has changed names to Xphysics.
- Another round of Utilitarianism nerfs, maybe this time a universal ethic will emerge.
- Shop window can now be minimized.

my bad

ran outta nuts :(

ive several to offer

take a pizza leave a pizza

honestly if news websites just had a little button that charged me 50 cents one time to get through a paywall i'd probably do it a lot. i don't read any one paper enough to justify a full sub but i feel bad using archive.org all the time because i do think we oughta pay for news if we can

mall kiosk that sells cholesterol meds id assume

i mean it's clean? bet there's some line cook somewhere who just got to work and noticed a hole in their knife kit. looks like a nice paring knife

i like bluesky because it kinda sucks

i mean i'd try it. why not?

i spilled my antipasto platter on my regular pasto platter and died in the explosion

how tf did anyone deliver the mail before the advent of DnD AP podcasts i dont know if i could do it

unfortunately yes

Known for their sacred morning rituals, baristas are a revered third gender in western culture, neither male nor female. Baristas are said to be keepers of secret alchemical knowledge, and are typically given offerings in return for blessings of life, energy, and vigor.

yeaa... i get that language is fluid but you can't just use a word contrary to how 99.99999 percent of people currently do and expect to be understood

one piece is the pinnacle of fiction. the greatest story humanity could possibly tell. it'll all be downhill once it ends but for now we live in the golden age

are these still in the oven?

SHIT

FUCK

lol thats fine i just had no idea

wait you're sad bug??

hell yeah

hell yea nice

@pattern.atproto.systems are you based on the character from the stormlight archives?

if you remember foamy the squirrel, it's time to schedule a colonoscopy

impossible. never been done

a pigeon sitting on a bench waiting for the train. she seems very polite

a billboard for TREMFYA with a picture of some people camping. it does not say what the drug does

they invented a drug that makes you go camping!

no what're deez?

yeh