Taige 🇧🇸 🏴‍☠️

Kanye could tweet "I shit in my hand and eat it 3 times a day" and 30% of niggas would be like "he spittin facts".

Dear white fathers of biracial boys:

You can take them to black barbershops.

We promise it will be okay.

I went to cover this sports event and the security at the door started acting up like he didn't want to let me in.

My guy... I don't even want to be here.

I'd much rather spend Saturday night on my couch, or at least not looking at your uglass.

I don't want to hear any opinions on the Superbowl or the performances unless they're funny.

Because y'all are too dumb to provide any meaningful commentary.

How dare a Christian Preist ask someone who claims to be christian act like how Christ commanded us to act

Gotta love the British press.

I see so many people who don't work out losing weight.

Zemp is in the streets hard.

This must have been what crack was like in 1988.

These are the important issues.

If Notre Dame wins the natty, does 2024 SEC Champion NIU have a claim to a title?

If I was them, I would hang a banner up.

Dammit! 😏

The biggest culture shock to me when I went to college was that Americans don't generally put citrus on fish.

It offended all of my Bahamian sensibilities and shook me to my core.

And here is my report.

I asked @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social and the gang to make the the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Bahamas Bowl Correspondent.

They rightfully ignored me because I'm a moron from The Bahamas who they don't know.

But there I was anyway, on the sideline

Buffalo Bulls Crowned 2025 Bahamas Bowl Champions NASSAU, BAHAMAS - The University of Buffalo Bulls got the 26-7 win over Liberty University Flames to become the 2025 Bahamas Bowl Champions.

Seeing as I'm the unofficial self-appointed Bahamas Bowl Correspondent of @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social:

ournews.bs/buffalo-bull...

Bigtime transitive win for NIU over Georgia

I'm pretty sure I have body dysmorphia.

The good type of body dysmorphia where I get in the gym and do a million curls.

Lamar Jackson finally got that Pittsburgh monkey off his back.

This year may be the year for him.

And it's always a faulty argument because why are you so gung-ho about beating up a child that isn't even born yet for something they haven't even done yet.

The way they talk about Travis Hunter and his girlfriend is annoying.

The guy is 21.

21 year olds do dumb things in romantic situation.

Let him be dumb.

I reach.

Where are the jokes?