Jordan!

I like his big weird cats

It's one of the most normal things to eat

"Wow that's a great bit, it would be so dumb to actually believe that" and then you stare at them very earnestly

wait no really

oooooh LOVE breaking my toe thanks to my coworkers not caring about anything right before I go on vacation

so crazy that rofl died off but lmao stayed strong. natural selection

I think everyone is paranoid about the management of the site right now, and might need to touch grass a bit

Bluesky gas leak fall

No one thinks about consequences anymore

I do not think it does tbh.

never miss

This is extremely flattering and good, actually

you saw a video that someone else said was that happening, yes. Maybe the top hat is restricting blood flow to your brain

you are ignoring someone who has met said dog and hasan. Fucking idiot

I'm not, I'm making fun of your stupid top hat. I don't give a shit about hasan lmao

Gonna take a shit in his top hat

Male socialization isn't real, it's a TERF belief that they want to be treated as real

it's crazy how quickly someone with like, ally stuff in their bio will start posting shit like this the second a trans woman calls them out

Im mourning my ability to cum I think

no I think you're just dumb tbh

remembering last time I was in a sex shop and remembered how many old Twitter mutuals were on DVD covers

Katie how much has the DIY Brazilian femboy HRT website been paying you

they yaaasified the GR010

every bit of automotive/motorsport writing and podcasting came from me being a Jalopnik commentator and reply girl, so like, kinda?

you're just saying things

not into edging, but I am into waiting for my scans back from my rolls of film, so like, I kinda get it

breaking up

It was so fucking good

hey y’all, I got laid off :( if you know anyone looking for a senior/lead graphic designer or design manager in SF/NYC/remote please let me know. I have 10 years experience w/ strengths in branding, strategy, and team leadership. still updating my portfolio, but leads are appreciated in the meantime

You should kill him