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@jordanjamboree.bsky.social

Milfiest women under 35, themed bullshit enjoyer, card game goth, home of the whopper 29/pittsburgh she/her MDNI

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Latest posts by jordanjamboree.bsky.social on Bluesky

anyone finding you ugly would be a personal failing on their part

06.08.2025 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

damn

06.08.2025 05:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is now the time to add that this post was about this polycule

06.08.2025 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

life is beautiful, one person's polycule is another person's nightmare blunt rotation

30.06.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 279    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

This is why that entire alien game is bad; actually

06.08.2025 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

dawg I HATE THIS, making me hide from an uninteractable enemy isn't fun!

06.08.2025 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this would fix me

06.08.2025 04:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

never seen you go both barrels before. Pretty great

06.08.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i wish naruto was like. half as good as the best naruto ops make you think naruto is

06.08.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 304    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 6

Still over the moon every time I remember Red Bull fired Christian Horner

06.08.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

why is this Alex jones ten years ago tho

06.08.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I'm so very sorry

06.08.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love cyberpunk 2077 so much. As much as I do still have problems with it, obviously, it nailed the world and feeling of CyberPunk so well

06.08.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uh oh, I'm finally at the part of phantom liberty that I truly did not want to have to do; the horror game level

06.08.2025 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

it's so hard sometimes

06.08.2025 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I do not understand what you're saying here

05.08.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A magic the gathering X hatsune miku trading card with Miku in ethereal blue robes. It is a planeswalker card with the text:
  Miku, Divine Diva
Elspeth Tirel
3
Legendary Planeswalker - Elspeth
+2
-2
You gain 1 life for each creature you control.
Create three 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.
-5: Destroy all other permanents except for lands and tokens.
4
85
Β© CFM
β€’ EN
Xι’¨ι–“ι›·ε€ͺ/RAITA KALAMA

A magic the gathering X hatsune miku trading card with Miku in ethereal blue robes. It is a planeswalker card with the text: Miku, Divine Diva Elspeth Tirel 3 Legendary Planeswalker - Elspeth +2 -2 You gain 1 life for each creature you control. Create three 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens. -5: Destroy all other permanents except for lands and tokens. 4 85 Β© CFM β€’ EN Xι’¨ι–“ι›·ε€ͺ/RAITA KALAMA

I am very lucky to own all of the (non chase) Miku secret lair cards, but I think my favorite out of all of them is this one. The most gorgeous art any of the secret lair crossovers have ever gotten

05.08.2025 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

honestly I just always have translations ready to go. This Miku is in my Y'shtola deck, and like, I got the English jpeg ready to go

05.08.2025 06:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can still order the secret lair set she's in on the website, at least in Japanese? She's so deeply expensive by herself unfortunately

05.08.2025 06:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

a group of women talking on a discord is not kiwifarms, but I hope you stretched before that reach

05.08.2025 06:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You poor thing :(

05.08.2025 05:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A magic the gathering X hatsune miku trading card with Miku in ethereal blue robes. It is a planeswalker card with the text:
  Miku, Divine Diva
Elspeth Tirel
3
Legendary Planeswalker - Elspeth
+2
-2
You gain 1 life for each creature you control.
Create three 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.
-5: Destroy all other permanents except for lands and tokens.
4
85
Β© CFM
β€’ EN
Xι’¨ι–“ι›·ε€ͺ/RAITA KALAMA

A magic the gathering X hatsune miku trading card with Miku in ethereal blue robes. It is a planeswalker card with the text: Miku, Divine Diva Elspeth Tirel 3 Legendary Planeswalker - Elspeth +2 -2 You gain 1 life for each creature you control. Create three 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens. -5: Destroy all other permanents except for lands and tokens. 4 85 Β© CFM β€’ EN Xι’¨ι–“ι›·ε€ͺ/RAITA KALAMA

I am very lucky to own all of the (non chase) Miku secret lair cards, but I think my favorite out of all of them is this one. The most gorgeous art any of the secret lair crossovers have ever gotten

05.08.2025 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

oh sheepie you need more sleep!

05.08.2025 05:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Jordan holding beep beep over her shoulder. Beep beep is a seal point short hair cat

Jordan holding beep beep over her shoulder. Beep beep is a seal point short hair cat

beep beep baby time

05.08.2025 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 98    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

uh oh stinky!

05.08.2025 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
dog girl reads blue sky and says jesus fucking christ

dog girl reads blue sky and says jesus fucking christ

05.06.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 476    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

sure, I don't think I agree with that or a lot of stuff posted. Again, these were statements made in private. They are not gospel, they are opinions. Sorry! I Do not know you or the situation they are talking about. I am just friends with some of those folks! Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

05.08.2025 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like green! Which is a shame because green is my irl favorite color

05.08.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same with PA. Feels pretty okay most of the time

05.08.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

dawg I don't know Mara, I just think that leaking chat logs sucks and is dumb Β―\_(ツ)_/Β― not deeper than that.

05.08.2025 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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