Patrick “The Sisko” Austin

blasphemy

I’ve been inspired. Please follow my new account, @collabsfromhell.bsky.social.

...this is actually not a bad idea.

pre-order your Superman x Kryptonite bike lock today!

Marketing team getting the axe expeditiously.

dew you even have to ask?

Sonic x Timberland 6-Inch Boots Are Limited to 30 Pairs The Sonic x Timberland 6-Inch Boots are limited to 30 pai...

Literally cannot think of a worse collab partner. It makes absolutely zero sense!

self awareness is always a good thing, i dont have a sports car cuz i know i’m the kind of guy that would have a decepticon logo on the steering wheel

he’s a dunce

reason no. 284 why nobody likes new jersey

A drag queen with her hands covering her mouth. A subtitle says "Is she gonna jump from there?"

Can't believe this is the news right now

Reporters shouted to ask what he was doing up there and he said he was "taking a little walk." He said something about the White House ballroom and made some gestures but it's not really making a ton of sense yet. Normal stuff

Trump on roof

Trump on roof

(h/t @helenkennedy.bsky.social)

This is real: President Trump is standing on the roof of the White House briefing room right now and no one knows why

oh he's losing it, losing it

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His attending the meet-and-greet with Netanyahu is far more disgusting than a refusal to endorse Mamdani, imo. He's from Jersey. He can slide on that.

OPINION: Actually, Amazon’s Cargo E-Bikes are Good! - Streetsblog New York City Amazon’s e-cargo bikes alleviate the need for delivery vans and reduce traffic collisions. They also look rad.

“At the end of the day, what these [cargo e-bikes] mean is one less combustion engine on the road, one less truck stopped or blocking a bike lane, and one less 10,000-plus pound truck being let loose on a city street to further endanger pedestrians and cyclists.”

It’s the Ramen Burger’s World Over a decade ago, the ramen burger became the poster child for mashup food. We might not eat a lot of them anymore, but their impact remains huge.

Love this piece on the tragedy of the ramen burger www.eater.com/food-culture...

Thanks, Obama

Freaky Friday (2003)

Just a polite reminder that we owe the concept of zombies to voodoun/Haitian cultures as an externalization of the fear of being compelled to labor beyond what was supposed to be the Absolute Freedom of death.

Why games websites never write about mobile games Former Polygon and Kotaku deputy editor Maddy Myers explains why gaming sites aren’t covering some of the most popular games on the planet.

i wrote about TRAFFIC the forbidden topic mobilegamer.biz/why-games-we...

The confederates are so funny. The rest of us are out here being normal, and they’re like “remember that time we came in second place in a war?”

YouTube video by Alanis King All New! 2026 Kia K4 Hatchback: Raising the Roof, Literally

I recently went to Detroit to tour a bright-yellow hatchback (!!!), and I wore my brightest outfit to compete.

I think I forgot to post the video, so you can find it here 🤠

youtu.be/VdTnxRscgQY

no fucking way

oh my fucking god

So Long to Tech’s Dream Job

Silicon Valley today is dramatically changed from a year or two ago. We wrote a series of stories looking at how AI is transforming labor, landscape, innovation, and even religion. Here's my story on the 'shut up and grind' crackdown sweeping through big tech: www.nytimes.com/2025/08/04/t...