A Steve

Ted Cruz has one opportunity to save his pathetic soul.

"Of course he called my beautiful wife ugly, she's a full grown adult."

What if Prototype was worse, 15 years late, and set in a boring medieval town IS a bold vision. Not a good one, but a bold one to have today.

"Too big to fail" was a curse that has blighted this country upon first utterance.

Imagine putting all that effort and energy into making a McDonald's burger and people don't even like you for it, so you have to go to harem island to feel better.

Jason Vorhees Valentine - "Sorry I was busy Friday; Why Don't you wear that thing I like tonight?"

Coleman Sleeping Bag

Happy Saturday the 14th

If I were Shapiro, I would say it's now law that kids learn how to grill

and then cover my mouth and whisper *and bake*

This is probably my most boomer issue. I think cursive is an early exercise in art, teaching and developing hand and tool control. Plus, it activates creativity as you develop your own style.

I think we spent a couple weeks(if that?) on it in 2nd grade. I don't think it's a big deal.

We should be figuring out how to domesticate snow leopards to get soft pets from everyone...

Instead we have to do battle with the AI Techno Pedo Pollution Race Science Squad

Cottage cheese and olives can suck each other off in the dumpster

An innocent person: I regret my previous association, but I was not involved. Here's everything proving I wasn't. Now let's form a posse and go after who was.

We get: The Mouth of Sauron gnashing and spitting about the dragon's hoard being larger than ever

Hahaha fuck you.

Takeshita, because he should wrestle everyone

I think Ciampa and Brody King might have brutal feud

Ciampa going back to ROH after some younger guys like @theleemoriarty.bsky.social would be great

And if ever Gargano jumps ship then obviously FTR and the Bucks

boiled goose

Big, outside mutt with a long knife in its mouth

Running mate

Something has to be done about Florida.

Vertical integration is out. Vertical incarceration is where it's at for tech bros and the Epstein class.

The fact this has shaken MTG, Bobert and Mace should tell you exactly how deeply evil Bondi is.

We should be able to vote on quarterly ass beatings. If you write something crazy in the paper about chicken, punch in the gut and a wedgie.

Outright lie about immigrants or science or the economy. Literal black eye and one to grow on.

No more crazy people just sayin shit to the public.

"I got the leg room. Might as well take advantage of it."

Eek! The Masher. Won't someone save us Palm Beach millionaires from The Masher?! ... who was definitely not any of our best friend and business partner.

He's going in a lake.

If you're looking to have something made, I do motion graphics/intros/outros etc.

The Joe Bogan Experience *eats cheap methamphetamines*

I'm a Panican. (I eat a lot of bread)

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Fallen, old lady on the ground yelling Menudo

I'm not saying it's inaccurate, but it also feels like if being right back in the gifted program in school (derogatory)

YouTube video by dipsettopnotch In Living C0l0r season 3 intro

I hope you take this as a compliment, but I'm old and it immediately reminded me of the In Living Color theme. (which I think goes way too hard for a comedy sketch show)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ataH...

A year is a long time at that age.