Mike J. McAllister

I just saw a Goth account praise ICE, and make racist comments about Latinos.

Motherfucker, you are a GOTH. There IS no goth today without Chicanos and Mexicans. They are almost single-handedly keeping it alive. That’s like being antisemitic but building your identity around Manishewitz.

Shit. I don’t want to Uber up there to see it. Guess I’ll wait for Netflix. Sigh.

If God does exist— kinda rude of him to not take Gene Simmons first.

Congrats Mike. You’re the first person I’ve seen catch that!

If you're the kind of person who likes to follow Lost Media stuff online, or watches Whang on YouTube, you're gonna have a moment of "Hey! I recognize that!" when watching The Black Phone 2. Nice touch, @crobertcargill.bsky.social and Scott Derrickson. #alternate1980s

YouTube video by Mike J McAllister Schlock Block II (2025)

BIG thanks to the Austin Horror Film Festival for inviting me back to write and animate more madness from Texas' best animated host in a regional niche festival. These were a big hit at the fest. I'll be riding that high for a while. #screenwriting #indieanimation #paidwritinggigs

There's a MAGA dentist in Cali who gleefully admitted to denying the right amount of anesthetic to liberal patients. Disgusting. I'd say liberal dentists should maybe do the same to their MAGA patients. But... in order to do that... MAGA people would have to, you know... go to *A* dentist.

Wasn't @thebandcake.bsky.social supposed to have a new album out this year? Fuck happened to that? Their political posts are always appreciated (and correct) but come on, guys. We need an update on this album! I need my fix.

America.

Boy it's weird when you log online and you see something truly baffling and confusing. Something that makes you go "What the fuck?"

I mean... why the hell am I still getting emails from The Grog Shop when I moved out of Cleveland more than a decade ago?

Oh yeah. That other thing happened, too.

Last year the Austin Horror Film Festival paid me to write, direct and animate segments for their Friday night block.

Been working hard since last week on round 2.

I've had BR on the brain recently because I've been finally watching more of Kinji Fukasaku's films lately. Crest of Betrayal, The Threat and Fall Guy have been my favorites (after BR) so far.

You know... Battle Royale is a classic. And I know Battle Royale II is kind of a fucking mess and isn't nearly as re-watchable. But I am really surprised we never got a Battle Royale III. I don't know what the hell you'd do in a third. But if Kenta Fukasaku said "I'm making BR3!" I'd be curious.

So all the MAGA people screaming about the new Cracker Barrel logo, calling it "woke"... Do they realize that liberals also don't like the logo? So, given that disagreeing with the left in extremes is their ENTIRE personality, you'd think they'd be raving about it.

a man sitting at a desk with a dell computer monitor ALT: a man sitting at a desk with a dell computer monitor

Sigh….

YouTube video by Oneofus.net One Man's Trash: Last Action Hero Live Pre-Show

Got to work on this thing. Which was fun. Hope we get to do more stuff like this soon.
youtu.be/Uj_ezy7Tfig?...

Mental health's not good this month. Job market somehow got WORSE the last two weeks. Trying to keep focused with a big project before October.

Quick reviews of new films I've seen this month
Naked Gun- Funniest fucking movie I've seen all year. They got the spirit nailed.

Fixed- AMAZING 2D animation. Film was fine. Not worth the outrage.

Weapons- Best horror film this year. Holy SHIT.

Nobody 2- Fine, but David Cross in Part 3, please!

Only pedophiles join ICE. They won't let you join otherwise. I don't know if you know that.

Ted Nugent: "Ozzy's mental decline was because of DRUGS!"

Okay, Ted. So what's *your* fucking excuse?

That South Park last night would've been better if it ended with Kristi Noem getting mauled to death by dogs.

The world would also be a lot better if Kristi Noem got mauled by dogs.

You just gotta LOVE MAD MAGAZINE!!!

I'm at a point right now where I just want to ask people at staffing agencies, or people who handle hiring, how I can get *their* job. Because I already sit on my ass all day getting nothing done. Might as well get paid for it. 🤷‍♂️

"So irrelevant."

Harsh words, Trump. I bet Parker and Stone are wiping their tears with their $1.5 billion they made this year.

Won't be able to see Weapons until probably next weekend. Unless of course anyone in Austin wants to take me and cover my admission. *ahem*

Kristi Noem calling South Park lazy is hilarious. Because you know what's lazy? Killing your puppy because you couldn't be bothered to train it. You willingly killed a dog. You shouldn't be allowed to have an opinion. Or a job. Or a home. Or anything but non-stop misery.

Kristi Noem: "South Park just made fun of my looks, which is lazy. Only liberals do that!"

Uhm... wanna tell that to your boss? Because before he wanted to destroy this country, commenting on womens looks was HALF his personality.

Inaccurate and only said by stupid people: "Nobody wants to work anymore."

110-billion% accurate: "Nobody wants to hire anymore."

Southwest Air to Leanna Perry:
"Miss, you DO NOT harass and attack overweight passengers! That's OUR job!"

So, that Ted Cruz and Tucker Carlson video. It's not often that *Republicans* are in-fighting with each other and eating each other. In-party fighting is usually *our * job. But damn is it refreshing and fun.