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Kyle Climans

@kclimans.bsky.social

πŸ‡³πŸ‡±πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Award-winning scriptwriter of β€œDepth of Pyaar”; also a writer of prose and the occasional article (including for @filmspeak.bsky.social ). 33. He/him. Apparently, I’m an ENFP-T type. LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/kyleclimans

2,135 Followers  |  566 Following  |  4,081 Posts  |  Joined: 07.08.2023  |  2.162

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Congratulations!!

06.11.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What scares me now is that the establishment and the institutions in true Wire-fashion, will stop at nothing to undercut and undermine everything Mamdani tries to do for his entire term as mayor.

05.11.2025 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
yassified genderbent freedom of speech image with purple hair

yassified genderbent freedom of speech image with purple hair

β€œFranco’s 36 year long fascist dictatorship in Spain was bad & the world would be better if it had never happened at all.”

03.11.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 178    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

A movie you've seen more than seven times with a GIF

03.11.2025 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

The 400 richest Americans are now worth a record $6.6 trillion.

The entire bottom 50% of America is worth just $4.2 trillion.

Read that back.

When 400 people control more wealth than half a country’s population, we have a very serious problem.

03.11.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 20715    πŸ” 7818    πŸ’¬ 645    πŸ“Œ 420
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a man says do you believe in fate mallory in a black and white photo Alt: Mickey asks Mallory if she believes in fate

Natural Born Killers

03.11.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The Highway Man
YouTube video by Loreena McKennitt - Topic The Highway Man

The Highway Man - Loreena McKennit

One of the best tragic love ballads I’ve ever heard. Hell, it’s one of my all time favourite songs, period.

youtu.be/9ZOa6uUKawI?...

03.11.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Adult content? Is that some sort of joke?

02.11.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I heard something like that when I was a lifeguard during uni. There was this older man who'd come swimming, and he said the same thing, except he said "no brain" instead of "no experience".

Whenever he dropped by after that, and asked how I was doing, I'd tell him that I still had a heart.

02.11.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Escape From the 21st Century  | Official Trailer
YouTube video by Cineverse Escape From the 21st Century | Official Trailer

youtu.be/IkmP1aPiUns?...

01.11.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Harvest of Sorrow - Blind Guardian

01.11.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Did people actually panic over this broadcast? I’ve heard that the response has been exaggerated by hindsight.

30.10.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s the other note?

30.10.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been saying for years that it’s my favourite Scorsese film, heh. This feels very vindicating.

But while I maintain that Cameron Diaz isn’t as bad as some people claim, I do wish that Scorsese had been allowed to cast Sarah Polley like he originally wanted.

30.10.2025 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you see this, post a vampire who isn’t Dracula…

Also, on that note, why did this guy need Sammie at all? That rendition of β€œRocky Road to Dublin” absolutely should have brought a flurry of Irish spirits over.

29.10.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a couple of otters hugging each other on a blue table Alt: An otter gives another one a sympathetic hug.
27.10.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Going to be really clear: I don't give a fuck about your democracy if all of my friends are suffering or dead.

29.05.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 184    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

The Walton family (who own Walmart) are worth over $400 billion, yet many of their employees are on SNAP.

Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP.

The people who need help are not the problem.

It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.

27.10.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 35997    πŸ” 13714    πŸ’¬ 1041    πŸ“Œ 629

Peter and the Wolf would have only been half as long if this cat was in it.

26.10.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bravo!

26.10.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Altered Beast

25.10.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

To get support from the film community, you need to participate in that community. Watch and read people's work. Share their wins. Leave reviews. Attend events. Refer people. Donate. Send links to opportunities. People won't show up for you if you've never done it for them.

24.10.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Make a movie food:

The Usual Cupcakes

24.10.2025 11:48 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like some houses in my neighbourhood simply kept their lights on all year.

23.10.2025 12:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Those poor Icelanders…

22.10.2025 10:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Which movie did you love as a kid and still love now?

#filmsky πŸ“½

22.10.2025 10:10 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope you’re wearing oven mitts when handling that hot take.

22.10.2025 09:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a teenage mutant ninja turtle holding a knife with nickelodeon in the corner Alt: a cartoon of Leonardo the teenage mutant ninja turtle holding a knife and sharpening it ominously.

Indeed…

22.10.2025 09:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Leonardo Da Vinci: History's Most Unexpected Supervillain | Today's Topic
YouTube video by Cracked Leonardo Da Vinci: History's Most Unexpected Supervillain | Today's Topic

Oh, that takes me back, heh: youtu.be/n93ukJkq9M4?...
Also, DaVinci conspired with Niccolo Machiavelli to bring ruin to the city of Pisa by diverting the Arno River. It never happened, but Da Vinci immortalized the plot by painting the Arno into the background of β€œMona Lisa”!

22.10.2025 09:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

On that note, Donovan couldn’t just make a song with the words β€œhurdy gurdy” in it. It had to be the title of the song too, and the chorus is just endlessly repeating that phrase.

22.10.2025 09:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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