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@shrimpstance.bsky.social

wails of the weary, loop max infinite. draw me closer, damn near intimate.

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Latest posts by shrimpstance.bsky.social on Bluesky

who the fuck i feel like
i feel like bloker

02.11.2025 09:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that's the homie

03.11.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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who the fuck i feel like
i feel like bloker

02.11.2025 09:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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greenblock platoon

26.09.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 275    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

saint mode im afraid

31.10.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

arc raiders pretty good

31.10.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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im actually the goat

30.10.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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29.10.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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I cannot get enough. Who is he making these for if not me?

29.10.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

🚫 NO DMS 🚫 NO CRYPTO 🚫 NO TELLING ME THAT SOMETHING IS "BOFA" 🚫 NO SLEIGHT OF HAND TO MAKE IT APPEAR AS THOUGH YOU HAVE PULLED A QUARTER OUT OF MY EAR 🚫 NO PRETENDING TO HAVE "GOTTEN MY NOSE" 🚫 NO ASKING ME "PETE AND RE-PEAT WERE IN A BOAT, PETE FELL OUT, WHO WAS LEFT" 🚫

29.10.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3807    πŸ” 669    πŸ’¬ 103    πŸ“Œ 11

blue plays basketball, purple does track and field. i get it

28.10.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

first card reward catalyst remains unbeaten

28.10.2025 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

one-out popups with runners in scoring position are unfortunate, but if you hit one at least 50 feet high you are awarded 100 in-game credits that can be spent on sunflower seeds or gum in the dugout shop. that explains most of these

28.10.2025 05:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1706    πŸ” 201    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 1
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26.10.2025 07:29 β€” πŸ‘ 563    πŸ” 153    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2

no one:
absolutely no one:
my brain: π˜₯𝘰𝘢𝘨π˜ͺ𝘦 𝘫𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴

27.10.2025 06:15 β€” πŸ‘ 180    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

they gotta add ICANT to the "official" emoji set. the amount of times i want to use it but can't is upsetting

27.10.2025 11:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a girl in this 2. grade class i worked with today is called Mary Jane and wants to be called MJ. millennial parents ICANT

27.10.2025 11:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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good video i saved from a now deleted channel

26.10.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 140    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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baalkyrie

26.10.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1727    πŸ” 254    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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menat 3 seconds after she gets added to sf6

24.10.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 294    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

Wow.

24.10.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

girl, i was on a date with last weekend invited me over for a "tea and coloring book" date

23.10.2025 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Northernlion Achieves MATTMAN LUCK
YouTube video by The Library of Letourneau Northernlion Achieves MATTMAN LUCK

this shit means something to me man www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7ee...

22.10.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the mechanism of action of ketamine therapy is actually that it tranquilizes your inner horse

19.10.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 713    πŸ” 145    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 9
Umiri: Taki. Don't you think this looks a little
Taki: Man it's always something with you. You gotta learn to just chill sometimes
Umiri: Hm...perhaps.

[Umiri and Taki are shown to be lying down and holding hands. There is a rainbow]
Umiri: We probably look so tuff, actually.
Taki: For real.

Umiri: Taki. Don't you think this looks a little Taki: Man it's always something with you. You gotta learn to just chill sometimes Umiri: Hm...perhaps. [Umiri and Taki are shown to be lying down and holding hands. There is a rainbow] Umiri: We probably look so tuff, actually. Taki: For real.

No Bromo

18.09.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1062    πŸ” 375    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

first dude who saw blue felt like me when i get a cashout

20.10.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the finals created a new color. this game mode hits soooo hard man

20.10.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The gay furry kk slider comic where he says "any requests?" and the audience member says "yeah, lose the shorts!"

The gay furry kk slider comic where he says "any requests?" and the audience member says "yeah, lose the shorts!"

me to youtube

20.10.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ough i wanna play arc raiders

20.10.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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