Chris Saunders

But silksong comes out today so life is still good

Sometimes I remember I don’t have a hot boyfriend to model in photos for me and life is so unfair

Google search for south carolina senators listing Lindsey Graham, Tim Scott, and John C. Calhoun as sitting senators

John C. Calhoun has been a SC senator since 1832? God we need term limits…

Many fossil fuel companies have already commented complaining about current regulations and wanting more land to go up for sale without compliance review or oversight. It’s frankly sickening

I strongly urge anyone who cares about Native Nations, NAGPRA, parks, or preserving federal lands to comment on this notice from the DOI and demand we maintain regulation for our resources. Evil corporations and fossil fuels need oversight and to be kept in check

www.regulations.gov/commenton/DO...

Earlier today was the first time a date ever walked *me* to my car instead of the other way around. I still feel so cute and giddy about it idk 🥲

The eternal salvation symbolizes the devout being back on track with the faith. But what do I know, I’m an atheistic socialist who is incredibly pissed off

I don’t see how Christianity can survive these pundits acting thus cruelly in the name of god and whatnot. The second coming may just represent a subset of the Christian population breaking off and returning to the socialist values Jesus preached as maga schisms off into this hellscape they made

There’s a lot in what’s currently happening that have parallels to the prophecies in Revelation. Trump as the antichrist, Musk the false prophet, world ending in fire and climate change, the list goes on.

Anthropologically, an apocalypse doesn’t necessarily mean the world will objectively end. Instead, it can be viewed as the end of a specific group or culture as, to them, their worldview is indeed ending. That’s what I believe is happening with Christianity right now.

The horror movie trope of dying medically then defibrillated or something to get out of a curse by technicality is overused. How about someone dying inside? Dying emotionally?? Dying fabric??? Take notes Hollywood!

Currently using That App to crowdsource an apartment. 🤞 let’s just hope this isn’t how I die 🤞

It really sucks to be starting a new professional job soon when all I want is to be a little gremlin online

Father, damn them, for they know what they do

Puns and good merch? I guess you could say I dig-it-al

I know there’s an Odyssey movie coming out soon, but after Epic: The Musical, I don’t think I could care about any depiction of Odysseus that isn’t a a crafty man-gremlin who is the ultimate simp for Penelope. Need me a pathetic yearner who can only accomplish anything because he loves his wife

I got alpaca’d three different times last night. You’d think a guy would learn after the first two at least

The increased presence of those parking lot cop towers hasn’t really eased my fears of us sinking into an authoritarian police state

Conference went well, only accidentally creeped out one guy when I told him I liked his sweater two days in a row without recognizing him

Concept idea: one of those The Man ⬆️ The Legend ⬇️ shirts but it just points to the entirety of The Bee Movie script printed below the arrow

I don’t know how many more “so it goes” I got left in me

Was stood up for the first time on a date. But forced time for melancholic yearning? The fool only made me more powerful*

*pathetic

So like, ICE is “just following orders,” right? Have they considered not? I feel like I’ve heard all this before…

In that case I’d recommend using instruments designed for social distancing! A bat or a gun that shoots out a gloved hand come to mind. The more forceful the better, to account for the greater distance of course

I say to you: you are April's Fool. But hear this: so too are you a fool for every month!

Make sure you take the time today to appreciate your local fool. Applaud a jester, honk a clown’s nose, tumble with a harlequin, satirize a noble. Their antics often go unnoticed but are essential to keeping our society up and running

Best thing about being a boy is the yearning and being pathetic

It’s easy to get lost in the minutiae of it all, but what always helps me is realizing that Doing Things™️ is just doing things

I am normal and can be trusted with romantic interest

guess I'm adding Charlie Cox to my "I'm a lesbian, but -" appreciation list