Butterfly 🦋

I curate my Twitter by following Dan, Phil, and Dan AND Phil. I only see the Phan content I wanna see. And I’m happy there.

I filled out a check log wrong at work and my coworker went “Alright Gen Z!” She laughed about it then said “I didn’t even think about that”

Screenshot of Twitter post. Image is British YouTuber Daniel Howell sitting on the ground in a white tshirt holding a tall skinny glass of ribena with pizza and salad poorly photoshopped in. Caption above is image is “Is that AI generated food?”

When Dan reached out to Phil for “editing tips” that was only half a lie because his photoshop is beautifully horrific

I get to travel to see my friends this year and I’m so excited. I miss them so much

Accidentally said something that weirded out/grossed out someone and I can’t stop thinking about it.

I love not being able to read the room or understand social things. It’s so fun.

I thought I’d gotten good at socializing. Clearly not. Non-autistic people are so confusing.

All the best luck getting as many done as you can. I’ve pulled SO many all nighters to edit photos last second

That’s only 1/10 seconds you’ve got this

I’ve never bought a Dan and Phil calendar (I’ve been broke) but this year I am DETERMINED to get my hands on one

Cardio hack: listen to ATW10MVTV 6 times on an incline

You’re awesome thank you

I wanna see it!!!! 👀

I’m on a Red kick tonight. It’s the same feelings I had when I was 11 and the album came out. The perfect album.

The Last Time was the prequel to Exile

I Knew You Were Trouble was never a bad song and I’m tired of pretending it was.

Red being Taylor’s favorite album is so valid because if *I* wrote Treacherous, Holy Ground, and State of Grace and put it all on one album, I too would make a big deal about it at every given chance

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There’s so many better things she could’ve done though!! Like a paper doll set of the eras outfits would’ve been SO cool

It’s the repetitive pattern that is so overused. I know it’s a joke at this point how bad the merch is. But wow. For the price I was hoping it’d at least be SOMEWHAT cute

$55 for a CORD??? TayCapitalist strikes again

The Eras Tour merch looks like it was made on Red Bubble

I love that!! She already charges $45 for a shirt. Might as well make it high quality and pay people better

Taylor Swift has the time, money, and resources to run a preorder on all merch and have it made

1. Ethically
2. To order

So there’s not dead stock of things people don’t want and the people making it can get paid properly.

I love Dan and Phil so much. I wish they were real.

Spotify is down >:(

My headphones aren’t working and I’m gonna lose it. I can’t block out the extra noise. This is hell.

It eventually passes, but in the moment it feels like hell. I still sometimes feel the nausea but it’s nowhere as deep as it used to be. Good luck in your healing, it will get better 🫶

So glad I was late to the merch drop. I’m safe.

It sold out so that’s my hint to stfu and marked safe from spending my hard-earned cash on something I’d wipe my shoes on.

I put product in the bottom of my hair and less than 5 minutes in I wanna be done with it. At this rate it’ll take 10 hours to go through each section with my diffuser.

I think I’m done. I don’t need to diffuse anymore. It will do whatever it wants. The universe will decide how it looks

I explained to my coworker that me and other people at a Pentecostal wedding were huddled together because we’re all the outcast gay kids and it was both a relief and terrifying to basically say ‘I’m gay and was around other gay people’

It feels so scary to just be myself around coworkers.