Callie

defrag my hard disk mommy

same
bsky.app/profile/good...

I am mashing so much potato right now

Exponential Growth xkcd.com/2936

guy with a cigarette in his mouth looking up at a man in a suit who has his hand on the guys head in a sort of blowjob esque position, captioned fumer, c'est être l'esclave du tabac

guy with a cigarette in his mouth looking up at a man in a suit who has his hand on the guys head in a sort of blowjob esque position, captioned fumer, c'est être l'esclave du tabac

the French: man why do so many young people smoke when everyone knows it's unhealthy

french anti-smoking ads:

Cons are: Slower internet speed and a more patchy (emotional) connection

Capitalism is a parasite that has corrupted humanity so deeply we believe it to be natural

Today I learned the euphoria a good waistcoat brings... Time to expand the wardrobe!

By all that is unholy and unhinged... Wow 🤩

Anyone that still uses Meta products, check their new rules on data harvesting for AI models because it's disgusting.

Once again I am hoping for silicon valley to burn to the ground.

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This cannot continue...

*Explodes and Dies*

@BNONews tweet: BREAKING: Colombia cuts diplomatic relations with Israel 1:27 PM • 5/1/24 From Earth

The nation of Colombia saw its moment to do the funniest thing possible

A really nice rock. It's really nice. And it's a rock. Very smooth and black, there's a ring of quartz running around it

Here's a really nice rock ✨

Another day, another 3 hours making picrews at work...

Mom can I get my lobotomy done at Claire's this weekend?

A person has 5 fingers to a hand. AI Georg, who has 27 fingers per hand is a statistical outlier and should not be counted

Ghost, being showtunes disguised as metal, are basically Meatloaf

Are you still hiring?

Good morning!

Yea, this is something I offer

Happy Thrеesоmе Day!
My present to all Ferngully fans out there 💘

I'm size 10/11 ;-; finding shoes is a nightmare

yearning isn’t enough anymore i need to be choke-slammed into the fridge so hard all the fridge magnets fall off and spell out my obituary on the floor

Bluesky should have an endorsements section like on LinkedIn

✅ is nice (213 have endorsed)
✅ great tits (436 have endorsed)
✅ good takes (387 have endorsed)
✅ brain worms - complement (217 have endorsed)

Sagittarius A* my beloved 😍