Of course! If you pop open DMs on here I can be in asap! I can't send you one atm

18.10.2025 02:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hello! I'm local and have some small projects I'd love to get done if you're able to drop a line :>

18.10.2025 00:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Call WCRP the Matrix the way I'm in this bitch and can't get out

26.01.2025 05:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It is silly animal time 24 fuckin 7. I draw lots of cats.

26.01.2025 05:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

God, I should start posting my art shouldn't I? Anyways hi I'm a system of 6 and these two are co-piloting most of the time.

26.01.2025 05:06 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

An old Russian joke: a man walks up to a newsstand, looks at the front page, sneers and walks off. The next day he walks up to the newsstand, looks at the front page, sneers and walks off. The third day he walks up and the newsman asks “Hey, why don’t you ever buy a paper?” And the man replies “I’m just reading the obituaries.” The newsman shakes his head “But the obituaries are in the back!” The man looks at him shaking his head. “Not the one I’m looking for.”

I think about this joke a lot these days.

18.01.2025 21:02 — 👍 8590    🔁 2588    💬 41    📌 42

Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay

20.01.2025 19:28 — 👍 1810    🔁 511    💬 25    📌 8

DEM SENATOR: Well there’s always next time 😃 a hearty “good game” to my colleagues across the aisle as they shepherd our great nation in the spirit of collaboration and teamwork! 🦅🫡
REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Does anyone know when it’s technically legal for me to kill this [SLUR NO ONE HAS SAID SINCE 1889]

20.01.2025 15:16 — 👍 6139    🔁 1521    💬 21    📌 14

20.01.2025 18:34 — 👍 5642    🔁 1975    💬 24    📌 17

A drawing of a guillotine with the words so be it written on the blade.

If this is how it's gonna be

20.01.2025 16:31 — 👍 13389    🔁 3615    💬 98    📌 36

(elon unveiling his new martian flag design) well as you uh can, you know, see. there's red which of course uh is the mars color. duh ha ha. and then here a white circle, and this is um representing the bright future for the ahh, human race. and then uh you have so, this is a hindu symbol,

21.01.2025 01:26 — 👍 5843    🔁 1077    💬 43    📌 14

The richest man in human history spends his time alone in his room, trying and failing to figure out how to talk chan-speak on 4chan.

03.01.2025 04:01 — 👍 1747    🔁 253    💬 24    📌 5

I have a brilliant plan, all I need is:
- the copyright to everything
- all the money in the world

28.12.2024 16:29 — 👍 12928    🔁 3411    💬 138    📌 53

Every podcast I don’t listen to is called “Achieving the Limit with Duff and Ween” and gets sold for 300 million dollars while every podcast I do listen to is called “The Movie Toilet” and begs me to buy a t shirt so they can eat food

19.12.2024 22:45 — 👍 10418    🔁 1857    💬 63    📌 97

Something I didn't think possible

17.10.2024 19:55 — 👍 4703    🔁 1664    💬 24    📌 17