Captain Ted

23 degrees here in Skiathos!

Betty: 'Cheers!'

@moleymole.bsky.social

I'm at Blyton Race Track and sitting on a really old hand built racing car!'

He donated a load of money and gifts in the village he moved to as well as trusted friends and family.

Ig nobel

Captain Ted: 'We are watching the Mallaig Lifeboat practising mooring at The Old Forge pier. We are very proud #RNLI

We've just seen a news report that showed smallish lumps of Parmesan being cut in half, wrapped up and sold for the original price!

The Olton Hall was unavailable due to filming commitments.

Oh.

Was he frightened by the windmill hole on the Crazy Golf when a child?

Nnnnnnn-nineteen.

We have dispatched a member of the crew to walk round to Tobermory Co-op to purchase a copy. The newspapers should be here now.

Captain Ted: 'Not sure how us teddies, stuffies, cats, dogs, World Bollard Associations and Tripe Marketing Boards are going to prove our ages'.

(*Tiny Pirate Bear sets off with a bottle of rum, wrapped up in a European map*)

Captain Ted: 'What, all of us?'

'Just a quick check to make sure you are still there, Boss'

Hoomans saw the #ScottishMeteor last night. Very bright with a sonic boom!

'Keith, get the tin'.

Captain Ted: 'All I can do is have Betty give them a hard stare and Tiny Pirate Bear belch on the fire to put it out '.

Captain Ted: 'Currently heavy rain on Mull. Will do our best to send some your way '

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Ooh! You're now famous! #DeadRingers

Mr Huggles: 'Up there is a nest of four swallow fledglings. The hoomans can't take decent wildlife pictures!'

Mr Huggles: 'We are always rescuing bits from cars. The ones on a start at full throttle vibrate my beans!'

Mr Huggles: 'We normally marshall classic rally cars but love Evos and Imps'.

Mr Huggles: 'It's thirsty work, this rallying!'.

Colin from Portsmouth's Scottish uncle!

We want Raymond from Falkirk to co-present.

Falkirk Wheel is well worth a visit, as are The Kelpies.

Mrs A1 sauce.