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@captainted5.bsky.social

Just a sailing ๐Ÿปโ›ต with added Rally Marshalling ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿงก

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If you smell smรถrgรฅs, phone the smรถrgรฅsbord.

12.10.2023 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 156    ๐Ÿ” 39    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Captain Ted: 'The Tornado was a great collaborative project!'

02.02.2026 00:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Storm Chandra: What to expect  - 26/01/2026 โ€“ Met Office Weather
YouTube video by Met Office - UK Weather Storm Chandra: What to expect - 26/01/2026 โ€“ Met Office Weather

#StormChandra will bring heavy rain and strong winds tonight and tomorrow, bringing the likelihood of flooding, damage and disruption โš ๏ธ

There will also be hill snow in parts of the north โ„๏ธ

Watch our video with Alex to find out more โคต๏ธ
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Eyd...

26.01.2026 14:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Betty: 'My crew are too!'

22.01.2026 20:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mouse-akka!

17.01.2026 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Mr FT: 'I'll fit right in!'

14.01.2026 22:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mr Huggles: 'Thanks, it was very different to watch it tip-toe around corners!'

12.01.2026 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And nowโ€ฆa โ€˜jokeโ€™.

What exam grades do you need to qualify to become a pirate?

Seven Cs and an R, me hearties.

09.01.2026 08:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 71    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Really, really icy where I am.
Please be careful! ๐Ÿฅถ

07.01.2026 07:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 264    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Rare sighting of a โ€œbagel and cream cheeseโ€ mushroom. ๐Ÿ„โ€๐ŸŸซ

26.12.2025 17:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Mr Huggles: 'Merry Christmas to one and all! I'm in Babs the van and enjoying an evening in #Didsbury'

24.12.2025 23:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

CTB & Michael Baublรฉ go to tell Snowman itโ€™s #Advent. Like Snowman, The Baublรฉ is always up for crooning a classic Christmas song at any time of year, but the stirring sound of St Andrewโ€™s Day bagpipes and the scent of Irn Bru heralds โ€˜๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜‰๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฏ๐˜ช๐˜ฆ ๐˜‰๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฌ๐˜ด ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜“๐˜ฐ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ ๐˜“๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅโ€™ in the style of Lewis Capaldi.

30.11.2025 08:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
Rugby league news

Rugby league news

Mr O'Brien has landed a proper journalism job in case it doesn't work out. @mrjamesob.bsky.social

30.11.2025 13:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Today there is Weasel Friday
Everything just the price it should be.
I charge a fair price all year. If you need a new washing machine go for it, but otherwise billionaires have enough, support small business, craftspeople and artists where you can -we appreciate it!
Yule collection tomorrow!

28.11.2025 08:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 48    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Will there be four lots of merch?

28.11.2025 09:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Captain Ted: 'I remember it well, also the swellies as we left'.

25.11.2025 16:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Captain Ted: 'At least there's a hypermarket across the bridge, as well as the umbrella museum'.

24.11.2025 09:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oooh custard!

23.11.2025 12:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Map showing location

Map showing location

TIL I learned there is a What3Words Squealing Piggy Trump on the Isle of Man.

18.11.2025 23:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 266    ๐Ÿ” 61    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Betty: 'Ooh! Alexander McCall Smith is one of my hooman's favourite authors! Did you know he's written a whole series of those lovely books? There's also the 44 Scotland Street series'.

16.11.2025 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tiny Pirate Bear: 'Arr 'tissue reverse ferreting!'

15.11.2025 00:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Send it to Yorkshire.

13.11.2025 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tiny Pirate Bear: 'Arrrr!'

13.11.2025 13:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tiny Pirate Bear: "I couldn't manage a whole one! Could he be turned into sosages?"

13.11.2025 09:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But unicons ARE real!!!

09.11.2025 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Betty:'keep small bears with eye patches away from them!

07.11.2025 23:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tiny Pirate Bear; 'Harrrr!'

07.11.2025 22:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tiny Pirate Bear: 'Arr!'

07.11.2025 22:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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