tyl tails

I made a new OC—her name’s Nephy.😌
She’s an immortal who can shift her size from 2.5 to 10 meters.
I made her because work is exhausting.
Sometimes I just wanna be a pampered little pet under a strong and beautiful woman. Play, sleep, repeat. LOL😌

Hey putting it out there, Disco Elysium is like the most important game ever to me, but dont play the mobile version that's releasing in a few days. The actual devs and writers of the original game were fucked over by the publisher, and this mobile version is a shameful exploitation of their passion

happy birthday! wishing you the exact amount of very attractive, loving, yet non intrusive and invariably respectful admirers that you'd be comfortable with

yea

https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/593:_Voynich_Manuscript [Weird root vegetables surround a strange script.] [Megan holding up book to Cueball.] Megan: This is the Voynich manuscript— a book, allegedly 500 years old, written in an unrecognized script. It's some kind of visual encyclopedia of imaginary plants and undeciphered "recipes". [Megan points while Cueball opens the book.] Megan: It could be a hoax, a lost language, a cipher, an alien text, glossolatia — no one knows. Cueball: No one? But it's obvious. [Megan continues to talk. Cueball holds the now closed book.] Megan: ... Obvious? Linguists and cryptographers have been stumped for decades. Cueball: They forget. Human nature doesn't change. [Close up of Megan and Cueball - the book is off panel.] Cueball: Just imagine someone found a book from our time, full of lists, illustrations, tables, and long, dry descriptions of nonexistent worlds written in an invented language. What have they found? Megan: ...Dear Lord. It is obvious. [Three people are standing around pawns and a die. One (a Cueball) is holding a sheet of paper, another (another Cueball) is holding a book, the third (Megan) is holding a scythe. At the top of the panel there is a frame with the following text:] 500 Years Earlier: Person #1: Forsooth! I concoct an elixer of courage. Person #2: Nae! The source booke sayeth that requires some wolfsbane! Person #3: Your druid doth lose two points.

reminds me of this xkcd

incoherent screeching

Brits can get around Discord's age verification thanks to Death Stranding's photo mode, bypassing the measure introduced with the UK's Online Safety Act. We tried it and it works—thanks, Kojima The UK's new act blocks access to adult content without identification. Turns out, you only need a copy of Death Stranding and a phone to get around it.

Oh my god

UK users when the website asks them where they're posting from today.

"make weird horny art!" wow i love the energy so you guys are going to actually be normal and not go on a witch hunt when you see a ship or kink you don't like?

Use the term “touch grass” to indicate that someone needs to seek out reality, use the term “touch moss” to indicate that they need to seek out ancient forest magic beyond their mortal comprehension.

🦋 Moth girl 🦋

my partner constantly listens to air crash investigations and such

Often while I'm drawing things drift over from @gallies.bsky.social area of the house... natural disasters, plane crashes, engineering disasters (with slides), & so much Dateline... all accompanied by the happiest video game sounds you've ever heard. #MiupixArtwork

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holy fuck listening to contrasting music while playing umamusume is so fucking funny

medal.tv/games/umamus...

FUCK being monolingual i am TIRED of it

i could probably speak three languages by now but im stubborn and picked one of the hardest for a native english speaker to learn

The Gold Ship Experience (tm)

An illustration by Spindle of the character Asimov (a white haired half-elf - on the right) kissing Ottilie (a brown (appears as orange here) haired human - on the left) on the lips

hi, i bring women kissing to your TL

can't believe we live in a reality where we need to live by fucking fey rules when we answer the phone rofl

nobody knows for sure, it's one of nature's mysteries

danger

so turns out the swamp ninjas ive been trying to fight are like level 30-ish

im like level 1, maybe 2. probably need to go back to the starting area to train a little...

kenshi is so frustrating i hate rts games why am i playing this

stupid fucking swamp raptors get the fuck away from my hemp holy shit

i thought my gang of five people could take on one (1) spider but apparently not...

winning ticket still refuses to win her triple crown, one day she'll pull through...

oh yeah i can scream into the void here

Chicago City and county seat of Cook County, Illinois, United States of America • chicago.gov Chicago is the most populous city in the U.S. state of Illinois and in the Midwestern United States. Located on the western shore of Lake Michigan, it is the third-most populous city in the United States with a population of 2. Wikipedia

thanks duckduckgo i had no idea chicago was so populous

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