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I may be a twink but I shit in the woods like a bear || Mediocre Tokiponist #oponaemi || Voy a intento aprender Español, soy malo en eso
This has the awkward flow of an endless run on sentence draped over a half ass melody that AI always generates. It’s like Ad music where the lyrics are “You can earn up to $1500 a weeks by signing up on our website and then completing a short survey and sending it to 24 friends and(…)”
08.02.2026 14:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That’s the neat part, they don’t!
08.02.2026 06:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I got like 3 total primes out of this event so I need about another year and a half
05.02.2026 20:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey please extend this just a bit longer for me I wasn’t done quite getting everybody just yet. thanks.
05.02.2026 19:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I was thinking of this in relation to programming but I think it applies to literally anything:
Everything made by a human is equally as fallible.
Also funny that their phobia of snakes: totally rational, but spiders??? You have to get over that or you’re racist 😂
29.01.2026 20:57 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Coding would be a lot more accessible if instead of calling shit like “Burger Donkey Rhino Hybrid Case” we just said what we mean like “Uppercase” or “All Caps” or “Lowercase”
25.01.2026 21:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why was the human in the room. Was he the cuck. Was he married to one of the transformers. I have questions
25.01.2026 17:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The script has totally flipped in the past 10 years or so. We used to bitch about DLC and updates being a scam to let big companies sell unfinished games but now we’ve just accepted unfinished games are the norm.
25.01.2026 17:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Abolish ICE is the safe-posting position. The real moderate position is
25.01.2026 06:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I will be the first person to ever milk a wolf. It’s my cross to bear u_u
23.01.2026 13:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0ahahhaahaha....oh, Docilius...
[ #art | #oc | #sketch ]
The one neat advertising trick they don’t teach you in business school: Whining and screaming and crying and pissing and shitting
22.01.2026 17:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The real response is he didn’t. He ran it all into the ground because it was given to him by his Daddy, The only reason he stayed afloat is because this country is bought and made for billionaires to keep earning money and never lose it no matter how stupid they are.
19.01.2026 14:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Based and pickle pilled
19.01.2026 05:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Distro = different distributions of linux. Kinda like how windows 7, 8 , 10 are different.
rsync archive script = tell computer to save files to another computer every so often (I think, never done it myself)
Containerization = fake computer inside real computer
My theory is that in the conservative mind, women do not exist.
16.01.2026 15:46 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Guy who looks up JOI because he has imposter syndrome and thinks he isn’t doing it right
16.01.2026 14:47 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That’s because Newsom doesn’t hate Trump because Trump is evil. Newsom is jealous it isn’t him getting to erect a facist dictatorship. That’s why he copies his merch and all of his tactics. He doesn’t hate him, he wants to be just like him.
13.01.2026 15:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m curious if we’ll even be seeing Tau as it is now (whenever ‘now’ even is; I’m still relatively new and figuring out the story) or if we’ll be seeing Tau at some other point in history.
Whatever it ends up being I know it’s gonna go hard as hell.
Lmao he blocked me for this one too. Somebody check his hard drive.
09.01.2026 15:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Resistance borne out of anger with no actual benefit isn't resistance, its stupidity. You want to help people, dropping them on a yacht is so cost ineffective as to be insane.” “Excellent point, the cost is definitely an issue. If only there were literally billions of dollars going totally untaxed somewhere that could help. Alas there is not, so we should do nothing, as that is all that is practical.” “Exactly. Tax the billionaires. They can keep their toys, if they can afford to.” “Considering a large part of their toys are human children and the other part of their toys are private spaces to keep those children, no I think we should not let them keep their toys!”
You’re missing out on the intellectual equivalent of 3 hours stock toilet flushing sound fx.
09.01.2026 14:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Considering a large part of their toys are human children and the other part of their toys are private spaces to keep those children, no I think we should not let them keep their toys!
09.01.2026 14:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wall em all
08.01.2026 16:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Excellent point, the cost is definitely an issue. If only there were literally billions of dollars going totally untaxed somewhere that could help. Alas there is not, so we should do nothing, as that is all that is practical.
08.01.2026 16:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0>”when injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty” in bio
>sees someone resisting
>gets really fucking mad
Somehow that’s a bad leftist take (the one Matt describes) and simultaneously exactly describes what trump is doing. Almost like it is a good and accurate leftist take! Hm !
05.01.2026 15:08 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nutting 2,026 times this year. I die of dehydration one week in
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