Kelcey Moriarty

The Onion: How do you respond to accusations that you’re beholden to large donors? Newsom: I assure you, there is no one I won’t betray in my pursuit of power.

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Gavin Newsom
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The Onion: Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

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Florida AG Subpoenas Venue For A List Of Guests Who Attended A Drag Show Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier wants to intimidate drag queens and gay bars. It’s not going as planned.

1. Florida has subpoenaed a drag bar for a list of attendees to a drag show, in what could be a new first for anti-trans and anti-LGBTQ+ legislation.

Their goal is to end drag in the state.

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Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in a SHUTTLECRAFT! Riker is sitting on the driver's side but the pic is close in. He's looking up kind of doing that thing you do when you're otherwise just hanging but someone says something that makes you do a record scratch. Closed caption reads, "Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

AI is a tool (sorry!) that people who are bad at their jobs will use badly and that people who are good at their jobs will maybe, possibly find some uses for. People who are terrible at their jobs (many executives), will tell their employees that they “need” to use AI, that their jobs depend on it, that they must become more productive, and that becoming an AI-first company is the strategy that will save them from the old failed strategy, which itself was the new strategy after other failed business models. The only journalism business strategy that works, and that will ever work in a sustainable way, is if you create something of value that people (human beings, not bots) want to read or watch or listen to, and that they cannot find anywhere else.

This is very good.

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bro i have questions

its a mystery

Cloven Hooved Horned Satan sitting in a library reading books to kids since we can't do drag storytime anymore....i thought we'd try something else

City Councilman Unearths Magical Zoning Amulet

City Councilman Unearths Magical Zoning Amulet
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YouTube video by NowThis Impact Wait... That’s What It Means? Conservative Finally Gets It

Watch a transphobe's mind short out in 3, 2, 1:
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It was “God’s will”: Cash Prize Awarded to Anti-Trans Fencer For Forfeiting “It will destroy my life,” said the athlete, who’s anti-trans discrimination earned her $5,000 from a rightwing group.

1. You may have heard about the anti-trans fencer kneeling and conceding to a trans opponent.

Now, news has emerged that she collected a $5,000 prize for doing so, while saying her decision will "destroy her life."

She also called her kneeling "god's will."

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Tips For Keeping Backyard Chickens Inform your neighbors in advance that you are about to irreparably fuck up the neighborhood with shit and noise.

Tips For Keeping Backyard Chickens
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Colorado is losing $250 million in federal funding for health services because of DOGE decision A spokesperson for Colorado's Behavioral Health Administration said the federal Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration notified the state of the termination Monday and said it was implementing...

Colorado is losing $250 million in federal funding for health services because of DOGE decision

5 Things You Need to Know About Measles in 30 Seconds – NFID Animated video on measles and the importance of getting vaccinated to protect yourself and others

Go to your doctor and request an MMR titer; make sure that your childhood vaccines are still functioning. It was no big deal when NO ONE got measles. Now we're all on the Oregon Trail. #GetVaccinated #PreventMeasles

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Claudia Sheinbaum, President of Mexico. An iconic photo of a great leader for our time.

Claudia Sheinbaum, President of Mexico. An iconic photo of a great leader for our time.

I loved Frieren, eagerly waiting for the next season!

Trans women transferred to men’s prisons despite rulings against Trump’s order Incarcerated trans women report being groped by male guards and suicidal thoughts: ‘I’m punished for existing’

The Guardian is reporting that Trump is openly violating a court order, and has transferred multiple transgender women to men's facilities.

We know in Florida, transgender women are having their hair shorn, feminine items confiscated, and pulled off medication.

This is inhumane and illegal.

The final vote: 51-45, with 4 people absent.

CLOTURE FAILS, A CONGRESSIONAL SPORTS BAN WILL NOT HAPPEN.

Democrats hold firm, not a single dem voted for cloture.

MAJOR victory for everyone who called in today and this week in support of trans people.

Texas is introducing a bill to prevent kids from accessing gender confirming healthcare

but it has been amended so that all mentions of children have been struck out

This is it. They’re making the push to remove healthcare access for adults

capitol.texas.gov/tlodocs/89R/...

YouTube video by Undecided with Matt Ferrell The Hidden Work Behind Wind Energy

One of my fav YouTube channels, "Undecided with Matt Farrell" did a tour of the Bekevar Wind Project which I helped to build! I even had to learn how to to spell Saskatchewan for that work!

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Here's three grim truths about what the MAHA EO may mean for trans people:

1) Transgender media will be deemed as a cause of mental illness, ADHD, and autism in kids, and censored on those grounds.

This will pretext the reclassification of all trans expression as a symptom of mental issues. 1/

It Only Tuesday

It Only Tuesday
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hey quick question does Goliath win in that story

Way back in grad school like, a billion years ago, I studied AI and ML. One of the first things they taught us about in the Intro course was the concept of AI Winters, and we're probably due for one soon I'd guess.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AI_winter

This is awesome. From a custom knife forging shop in Edom, Texas.

Artwork by @beedokfern.bsky.social of Nova, the transgender magical girl known as Riot Blue, from the queer magical girl novel “Magica Riot,” holding down and punching a Nazi fash jackass on the streets of Portland.

It is the stated policy of Magica Riot that Nazis deserve to be punched, so please enjoy one of my trans magical girls, Riot Blue (aka Nova) punching a sad, pathetic Nazi.

Thanks to @beedokfern.bsky.social for this delightful work!

a man in a military uniform is asking are we the baddies . Alt: a man in a military uniform is asking are we the baddies .

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A adult man smiles lovingly while holding a white cat whose shaved belly is visible. The cat's legs are sticking out with toes spread as the cat wriggles to get free of the human's grasp.

My new favorite photo of our cat, Coco: belly shaved and so soft from ultrasound -- "Emergency Feet" always sticking out in a next terror when we pick him up, my sweet little scream-baby!