Supreme Babka

“i believe to what you are referring is a catapult, not a trebuchet” i say, sounding very cool and not at all like a loser nerd

Lmao literally having a "we're rich" party while they cut SNAP is like cartoon level evil it's like the villain in a Dr. Seuss book

SNAP benefits expire in one week.

As someone on day 3 of a migraine, this is a little too close to the bone

Swearing in isn’t some ceremony. You aren’t a member of Congress until it happens. He knows that.

No phones, no staff, nothing.

I had to escort her into the Capitol on Wed bc Capitol police must treat her as a public visitor until she’s sworn in. And solo visitors aren’t allowed during shutdown!

Good morning, #jokesters !

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

Amazing. Thank you.

Happy John Brown’s Raid day to all who celebrate

“Kids”

Unrelated: re-reading Dark Tower…savoring Song of Susanna bc I’m not ready for the last book. 💔 (but I will re-read Fairytale for happy ending).

Fight Nazis

if we are going to have a supreme court that is as powerful as it is, i basically think justices should be forbidden from public comment on their work as well as any supplemental source of income while they are on the bench. (they should also ride circuit again but that's a bit separate.)

Try to hold on. ♥️♥️

She’s going to crash and burn bc her whole brand is “undervalued outsider” with a side of righteousness. Now she’s the man and the media. Her center will not hold.

The unreasonableness of the job market compounded by the boringness of the jobs on offer.

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

primary anybody who doesn't talk like this

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

It’s almost here!

The most wonderful time of the year!

#archink

You've heard of cocaine bear and cocaine shark, let me introduce you to the most destructive monster yet, COCAINE GOVERNMENT!

Flood the Zone with Truth and Facts...

Every day is “Zorp Inc given 3 trillion dollars to launch Blooper Quarks in an effort to create the first artificial intelligence in applesauce manufacturing, universal healthcare still an impossible pipe dream”

Tired of being angry. Tired of being tired. No rest soon though.

i wonder what it’s like to look around every day and see the country being run into the ground by pill-poppers and secret police and anti-vaxxers and book burners and you go into work and sit down at your computer and you’re the guy whose job it is to come up with new oreos flavors

If Congress shuts down and stops working, how will we be able to tell?

Noah catalogued every living animal in pairs and was hyperfocused on boats.

Don’t tell me autism started with Tylenol.

Wheat paste poster that says the all the world is dying and the new world struggles to be born now is the time of monsters. There's a picture of Elmo

Morning walk

You’re never ready—it’s always a “thrust upon you” situation. Like greatness, except arguing with your brother about why he can’t help more with your mother.