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Breaking: Democratic Senators agree to come together and perform a heartfelt rendition of Imagine.

Destabilization of reality in the US is about to reach surreal heights. Protect your mind. Monitor stress levels. Do not doomscroll--it does not help. Be selective about when and how long you expose your brain to this. Do what you can when you can.

Resolution to Quit Smoking Immediately Fails With Mad Men Rewatch ASTORIA, NY— Contrary to his investment in nicotine gum and promises to his loved ones, local man, Conor Wyles, postponed his plans to quit smoking…

Resolution to Quit Smoking Immediately Fails With Mad Men Rewatch

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Received a rejection right before I was about to write. Then turned around and hit my daily word count.

You can’t stop this. You can’t stop the Bonesaw.

DOOM

Fast paced shooter fighting sand worms from hell: Dume

Don’t get me wrong, I am very excited for South of Midnight and will pick it up day one. However, as someone who writes and creates in, about, and for the South, I wish there were more people from the South in this dev direct.

Diane, I’m sad. Very, very sad.

I accidentally deleted all of my tabs in safari on my phone. Stuff I’ve had pulled up for years I was ‘one day gonna get to’

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I’ve never felt so free!

“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits:

This time of year is about the Christmas gifts you can’t put a price on.

Grandpa: “I told your grandma if she ever goes, my next wife is gonna be a mortician. That way she can be the last one to let me down.”