@trumanhatch.bsky.social
Bushwick Bartender
if I fall asleep and swallow a Zyn what’s going to happen to me
22.08.2025 00:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“I’m rich! Or, I’d like to be rich someday.” - every Trump supporter
19.08.2025 19:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0dinner with 3 people alive or dead: Jesus of Nazareth, Post Malone, and then me and my mom just roast them the whole time
19.08.2025 18:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I do my best thinking listening to Rumours during “Songbird” and “Oh Daddy”
19.08.2025 17:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I mean, I hope he’s a virgin…
11.08.2025 11:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When Fallon retires I’d like to nominate @rejectedjokes.bsky.social to be his replacement. But not until we get a Plastic Man movie.
09.08.2025 02:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0another year where nobody wished me a happy half birthday
08.08.2025 04:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0FINE I'll rewatch Michael Clayton.
18.07.2025 01:47 — 👍 40 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0If you have a world record in something that a dog can do better than you no you don’t.
18.07.2025 07:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0FYI the current price for a Miller in the LWS is $8
19.05.2025 02:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“I’ve got gym class in half an hour” maybe the scariest lyric ever. Nightmare fuel tbh.
03.05.2025 04:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0yo mama so broke her phone only has two cameras
11.02.2025 22:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Miss you too bud! ❤️
06.12.2024 17:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
